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The myth, oh so quaint, is that technology drives innovation. The reality, my dear, is that technology is but a snapshot-a frozen tableau of code and infrastructure. Teams, however, are a living, breathing tempest. Products pivot, markets correct, strategies shift-not because a line of code awoke from its slumber, but because a human being dared to think differently, to work differently, to dream differently. This, my friends, is the essence of VC, stripped of its pretensions. 🌪️💡

Futures, they call them! A promise of a tomorrow that may never come! Eighty-one billion in contracts, a chorus of speculators humming their nervous tune, conducted by the grand orchestras of CME (fifteen billion!) and Binance (fourteen billion!). And yet, in a single day, the great majority of these temples of fortune saw their foundations crumble-a slip here, a fall there-as if the collective soul of the market were undergoing a profound, metaphysical crisis of faith. Only Kucoin, that strange little outlier, dared to creep upwards by a pitiful 1.29%, a single blade of grass on a vast, desolate field. 🤡

As the Dow Jones either dipped or merely wobbled-down a mere 25 points-they seemed to suggest, quite politely, that they had seen worse and weren’t particularly eager to get involved in this spectacle. Meanwhile, Bitcoin-a digital deity in its own right-mirrored the Dow’s sluggish decline, slipping below the lofty $110,000 mark, prompting some to wonder if perhaps the blockchain crypto-bulls had finally hit the crypto-cows. 😂

Oh, dear reader, imagine this: ACS soared like a startled pigeon, flapping wildly as its trading volume exploded by over 1,200%. Yes, you read that correctly-1,200%! Such numbers might make even the most stoic banker clutch his monocle in disbelief. What sorcery is this? AMBCrypto whispers that it isn’t merely the ecosystem flexing its muscles; no, it’s something grander. The market has collectively decided to pour money into ACS faster than a tipsy nobleman at a masquerade ball. Shall we uncover why?

According to the wise scribes of TV Tokyo, this noble endeavor requireth “significant infrastructure and capital.” Yet, fear not, dear reader, for Matsumoto hath vowed:

“We shall respond with the grace of a kabuki actor and the precision of a sushi chef!” 🍣🎭

Bitcoin (BTC) has decided to go on a diet-losing 7% in just two weeks. And no, it’s not above $110,000 yet. Sigh. 🥴

The crypto market, that carnival of fortune and ruin, continued its dismal march at the beginning of the week. Investors, with their sagely insights and perilous concerns, weighed the weight of macroeconomic shadows upon their delicate, crypto-crazed souls.

But what, pray tell, sparked this meteoric ascent? Ah, my friend, it was nothing short of a coup de grâce! An upgrade that fixed the supply cap at a modest 21 million units, coupled with the launch of the enigmatic X Layer, which uses OKB as its very lifeblood, the gas that fuels its fiery engine. 🚀

On the 26th of August, the crypto bazaar shivered. Memecoins, DeFi, and AI tokens all stumbled, but poor FARTCOIN [FARTCOIN] plummeted like a drunken poet from a rooftop-about 19% as of now, per CoinMarketCap.

“I say, I hadn’t the foggiest how dashed popular crypto F&O has become,” Kamath chirped, presumably while clutching his monocle in disbelief. “These Indian crypto platforms are absolutely thriving in a regulatory grey zone, what? And all thanks to lower taxes and leverage so extreme it makes a circus acrobat look like a sedentary sloth.” 🦥🤸♂️