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Meanwhile, the world’s geopolitical drama has turned silver into a snack for war machines, leaving investors munching on existential dread.

Jeffrey Wilcke, one of the original creators of Ethereum, recently sold a large amount of his Ether – around 79,258.61 ETH – which is worth about $157 million as of today. His digital wallet hadn’t been used for seven months before the sale.

Ah, that spike! It wasn’t merely an anomaly, dear readers, but rather the glorious culmination of a long-winded strategy – a strategy in which the Islamic Republic has painstakingly crafted one of the globe’s most intricate crypto ecosystems, not out of a thirst for innovation, but rather out of sheer survival instinct.

As the price of our favorite digital coin took a nosedive, it appears that the institutional interest in spot Bitcoin ETFs has taken a leisurely stroll away from the party. According to the fine folks at SoSoValue, those suit-and-tie types have yanked hundreds of millions of dollars out faster than a kid can say “I want candy!” during Halloween.

The bill sailed through the Senate, 37 votes against zero, like a boat with no leaks. It now drifts toward Governor DeSantis, who has a full 30 days to either embrace it or throw it back into the swamp.

While Bitcoin is currently trading around $68,000, that price doesn’t reveal the full story. A significant 43% of all Bitcoins currently in circulation are actually held by owners who are operating at a loss.

In a post on X (formerly known as Twitter, or as I like to call it, the digital town square for hot air), Martinez spilled the beans on March 6 about a macro insight so dire, it’d make a vulture blush. According to this sage of the charts, the death cross-where the short-term moving average dips below the long-term one like a drunkard at a saloon-has historically been the harbinger of doom. It’s like the black cat of the financial world, crossing your path and whispering, “Sell, fool!”

Kristin Smith thinks the law might be approved by July 2026, but acknowledges the process will be complicated. This timeline aligns with predictions from JPMorgan analysts, who also anticipate approval around the middle of the year.

With the market entering a quieter weekend period – where trading volume is usually lower and prices can move quickly based on technical indicators – selling of Cardano has significantly decreased. At the same time, the price chart is starting to show signs of recovery. This leads to the question: might Cardano see a price increase over the weekend?

AMBCrypto, ever the chronicler of human folly, noted that the Bull Score Index lingered near 10, a sign of fragile optimism. The Coinbase Premium Index, which had dared to flirt with positivity, slunk back into the shadows of negativity. One could almost imagine these indices shaking their heads in weary disapproval of the human desire for certainty.