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Cornell, big school, smart kids, blah blah blah. Ella’s the Bitcoin queen there, started a club, custom degree-the whole shebang. Bitcoin community’s all ears. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out why my Netflix keeps buffering.

Predict Fun is a decentralized prediction protocol on the BNB Smart Chain, which is fancy talk for “we let computers make guesses about the future.” Binance is clearly taking their wallet beyond just storing coins and pretending to know what to do with them, offering users interactive on-chain shenanigans instead. Who knew your crypto wallet could be this much fun-until it’s not?

Sei has confirmed that USDC and USDT0 deposits are now available on Kraken, which means you can now access stablecoins directly from one of the biggest exchanges in the world. No more awkward third-party transfers-just click and go. Finally, a little less hassle for anyone tired of being bogged down by traditional banking methods.

In the land where skyscrapers kiss the clouds and gold flows like water, Dubai has birthed a new framework for crypto derivatives trading. A grand gesture, no doubt, in the global symphony of crypto regulation. This framework, a delicate waltz between innovation and investor safety, promises to tame the wild stallion of virtual assets. Ah, the irony of control in a world built on decentralization!

Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange by trading volume, has announced three new USDT-margined perpetual contracts: CLUSDT for West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil, BZUSDT for Brent crude, and NATGASUSDT for natural gas. These instruments, launching on April 1 with all the subtlety of a brass band at a funeral, offer a staggering 100x leverage. One can only imagine the collective gasp of the financial world as traders prepare to dance on the precipice of ruin.