DOGE Plummets: Musk’s Moon Mission Can’t Save This Cosmic Crash!

Despite Elon’s latest “Let’s colonize Mars with DOGE” tweet, the coin’s slide is smoother than a greased-up Marx brother. The market’s current vibe? “Screw the hype, I’m selling!” Even Musk’s moon mission-because why not add space to the chaos-sparked a 4% rally… before the crowd realized it was just a confetti cannon and promptly ran for their lives.