Benjamin Cowen, the crypto Nostradamus who called Bitcoin’s 2025 top (when it was only $110k, darling), is back with a doozy. His hot take? There’s a 75% chance Bitcoin’s bottom is still ahead. Because who needs closure when you can have suspense?
Following an attack on March 28th where Iranian missiles and drones damaged its primary facility in Al Taweelah, Bloomberg is reporting this development.
Meanwhile, in the depths of the crypto jungle, the whales-those colossal beasts of the financial savannah-have been on a bit of a shopping spree, scooping up ETH like it’s going out of fashion. And let’s not forget the spot ETH ETFs, which have finally decided to end the week with a spot of green, for the first time in what feels like an eternity.
And yet, as if the world were a theater with shifting curtains, the market rose. The S&P 500 clawed back almost all the damage inflicted by those distant clouds of war.
So, the WLFI token-yes, the one with Trump’s fingerprints all over it-decided to take a nosedive into the abyss. Why? Because someone thought borrowing $75M using 5 billion tokens as collateral was a great idea. Spoiler: it wasn’t. Crypto bros are now clutching their LEDGERs like it’s the end of days. Selling pressure? More like a Black Friday stampede.
In this latest installment of their grand saga, they announce the unveiling of a Remote Procedure Call (RPC) server on Testnet-an “important infrastructure milestone,” they declare with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean soliloquy. And yet, the native token, poor darling, remains as unmoved as a Coward character faced with a tedious dinner party.
Chainalysis proposes that stablecoins might be the preferred method for moving funds, mirroring past financial activity by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).
Mark your calendars, dear readers, for on the fifteenth of April, from the hour of seven until ten in the evening, there shall be a gathering most splendidly titled the XRP Community Night, taking place in the charming locale of Solum, Paris. This soirée forms a part of the illustrious Paris Blockchain Week, a title which invokes images of grand soirées and tête-à-têtes over fine wine-or perhaps something more akin to coffee and code.
The $1.8 trillion kingdom of private credit has its most pronounced crack since the grand adventure that birthed the 2008 crisis. To appreciate why, one must glimpse the scaffold on which it was erected.
