Solana has been steadily losing value compared to Ethereum since March 26th, and this downward trend is now in its sixth consecutive day. Today’s decline is the most significant drop so far.
Nasdaq has officially updated its Nasdaq-100 inclusion rules.
On the firm’s “The Markets” podcast-a title as grandiose as it is vague-Lindsay Rosner, the high priestess of multi-sector investing, pontificates on the recent tumult. An energy shock, tied to the Iran conflict, has sent yields soaring, forcing the markets to reconsider their central bank worship. How quaint, that the world’s fate should hinge on such trifles.
Circle’s latest minting spree is just another chapter in the epic saga of USDC’s journey through the Solana blockchain. And let me tell you, the speed is astonishing. SolanaFloor-our trusty source of all things Solana-was practically giddy about it, saying “Circle has minted ~750 million $USDC on @solana in the last 6 hours.” But wait, they were only getting started. A separate post gleefully pointed out “750M $USDC minted on Solana in the past 24 hours.” Clearly, Circle’s minting machine is in overdrive. In fact, SolanaFloor was so excited earlier this year, they shared a mint where Circle “just minted $750M $USDC on Solana in the last 10 minutes.” Ten minutes. Yes, you heard that right-minutes. Not hours, minutes. That’s the kind of minting frenzy we’re talking about.
Let’s break it down: With Ethereum currently priced at $2,005 per ETH, Bitmine’s Ethereum stack alone is worth over $9.4 billion. That places them in the top ranks of the largest corporate holders of Ether-because why not control 3.92% of the total ETH supply? This makes Bitmine an unintentional market influencer, quietly scooping up tokens at a pace that’s removing them from circulation faster than you can say “blockchain.”
On March 30, 2026, the Foundation sent approximately 2,047 ETH in 11 equal payments directly to the Beacon Chain smart contract using its secure, multi-signature wallet.
Excitement is brewing among social media denizens who are already marking April 1 on their calendars in anticipation of Ripple’s new banking status. According to a filing made on March 2, the US Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) has finalized amendments to the original bank chartering rules, which now allow national trust banks to perform “non-fiduciary activities”-a phrase that sounds suspiciously like “please don’t sue us later.” Essentially, Ripple will soon be able to hold and manage other people’s money without anyone raising an eyebrow-legally.
Although the overall trend still looks relatively stable, recent price movements indicate a potential for a larger drop if prices fall below key support levels.
Old ZachXBT, the fellow with his nose to the blockchain grindstone, raised the alarm on March 31, 2026, via his Telegram whatnot. Seems it was a jolly well-coordinated theft, followed by a spot of asset juggling to muddy the waters. The bounder behind it all apparently wangled his way in through a bit of phishing or impersonation, rather than any technical tomfoolery on Kraken’s part.
Today, the CoinDesk 20 stands at 1911.41, a mere 0.1% ascent-a pathetic crawl upward, like a man dragging himself through the mud of his own despair. Yet, thirteen of its twenty assets dare to dream, trading higher in this farce we call progress. Oh, the audacity of hope!