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In a proclamation befitting the digital age, the bank took to the platform formerly known as Twitter (now “X,” because why not?) to announce this monumental union. “Buy, sell, hold SOL,” they chirped, as if such actions were as effortless as breathing-or, dare I say, as meaningless as a butterfly’s sneeze in a hurricane.

According to the alchemists of data at Santiment, the number of 100+ BTC wallets is set to surpass 20,000-a number so round and fat it makes you wonder if it was born from a dream. At current valuations, a wallet holding 100 BTC is worth roughly $6.78 million. That’s enough to buy a castle in the cloud, or as I call it, a “modest investment” for a whale with a belly full of gold. These addresses are likely run by high-net-worth individuals, funds, and those who’ve mastered the art of sitting still while the world burns.

The message, they say, is simple: tokens must power working apps, support real users, and contribute measurable value to the network. Ah, but simplicity is a mask worn by the most complex of fools. For in this grand scheme, the Pi Network insists that tokens are not mere playthings of speculation but must be tethered to the mundane world of utility. How quaint!

Behold, XRP, that enigmatic coin, has once again captured the gaze of the masses, as if it were a cat playing with a ball of yarn-only this yarn is spun from the threads of hope and speculation. XForceGlobal, with his charts and waves, declares that XRP has completed its sacred rites: a full retracement, a retest of its former glories, and now, it stands poised, like a tightrope walker over the abyss of the market.

From a chart‑theorist’s perspective, ADA is still stuck in a relentless downhill slide. Those pesky moving averages-26, 50, and even the 200‑period-remain above the price, confirming the bearish confluence of short, medium, and long‑term trends. At about $0.29, the price action looks like a kid standing in the kiddie pool, tucking her arms in, refusing to break into the deep end. Buyers haven’t shown the grandmother‑like patience to commit with a full‑size handbasket.

The 1-day chart, our trusty guide, displayed a rather delightful scene: the 20-day moving average (that orange line, sweet as a summer sunset) now providing support at $618.75. The area from $602 to $610, once a high-and-mighty supply zone, was swiftly overcome-just like that. Bulls, it seemed, had their day. But as ever, the shadows loom. A mere flicker of hope, or the beginning of something more sinister? Ah, the eternal dance of bulls and bears.

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