Trump’s Tariffs Trashed: Will Crypto Care? Spoiler: It Doesn’t.

And what of the latest act in this grand drama? The US Supreme Court, those robed arbiters of fate, have struck down the tariffs of one Donald Trump, declaring them as illegal as a cat at a mouse convention. Under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA), it seems, even the President cannot wield tariffs like a magician’s wand. Yet, the crypto market, ever the stoic spectator, has barely batted an eyelash. Oh, the irony! For in 2025, when these tariffs were first announced, digital assets wept bitter tears, most notably on October 10. But now? Silence. A silence as profound as a cat’s indifference to its owner’s pleas.

Vitalik’s Fortune: A Digital Dynasty or Ethereal Mirage?

The blockchain’s cold eye reveals him as the “largest accessible individual holder,” a title as hollow as a cathedral’s vault. Meanwhile, institutions and exchanges loom like pharaohs, hoarding 60% of the supply in their digital tombs. Buterin, you see, is but a candle in the storm, his flame flickering against the tempest of algorithmic tides.

Silver’s March 2026 Rollercoaster: Buckle Up or Lose Your Shilling!

As markets yawn on the 21st and 22nd, the eternal question hums: Is this rebirth genuine, or merely the market’s way of toying with our hopes? The charts whisper riddles, and the positioning data murmurs in code. Consolidation looms, but the tea leaves suggest a bullish twist-if you ignore the bitter taste.

Shiba Inu’s SOU: A Tale of Omission and Cryptic Promises

K9 Finance, claiming to be the most aggrieved party in this digital tragedy, has accused the SHIB team of a curious omission. Despite their alleged status as the largest impacted community, K9 finds itself excluded from the SOU NFT claim. One cannot help but wonder: is this a mere oversight, or a deliberate snub? The silence from the SHIB team, as thick as a Russian winter, only deepens the intrigue.

Why Bitcoin is Like That Friend Who Promises to Change but Never Does

Meanwhile, the market vibes? Oh, they’re just dripping with extreme fear. You know, the kind you get when your friend says they can totally quit their job and start a band-despite clearly needing a backup plan. Institutional holders are all about that “buy more” life, even while riding the emotional rollercoaster of short-term volatility risks.

SEC’s 2% Stablecoin Haircut: Wall Street’s Crypto Awakening?

On a day when the winds of February whispered secrets of change, the financial regulator-with a flourish of its quill-proclaimed that broker-dealers might henceforth apply a mere 2% “haircut” to their stablecoin dalliances. A haircut, you ask? But of course, that quaint ritual where institutions sacrifice a sliver of their assets to the gods of market risk, lest the fickle markets turn their backs.