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Alas, the past week has revealed a trend as unsettling as a cold shower on a winter morning. The once-buoyant demand for these ETFs has waned, leaving one to wonder if the XRP Army has finally run out of steam-or sense.

So, CSWAP has rolled out its native Bitcoin staking protocol this week on Bitcoin Testnet 4. Custodians? Gone! Wrapped BTC? Not a chance! It’s like a magic show, but with fewer rabbits and more blockchain.

Apparently, it’s a tug of war between the long-term believers and the short-term gamblers. You know, the kind of people who think Bitcoin is a slot machine. Spoiler alert: on-chain data says we’re headed south. Like, Antarctica south. But hey, what do I know? I still think a $20 bill is a fortune.

Reports say that a firm drilled in by Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan-the UAE’s national security adviser-snatched a 49% stake in World Liberty Financial in January 2025. Timing? Because nothing says “celebrity launch” like a deal that closes right before Trump takes the Oval Office for a second time.

Indeed, some large firms possess stacks of Bitcoin so vast they could rival the mountains! BlackRock, that formidable titan of finance, holds a significant amount of BTC, altering the political landscape of what was once a spirited, community-driven endeavor into a more corporate affair. The irony, dear reader, is delicious: as if the very essence of Bitcoin, birthed from a desire for freedom from central authority, might now succumb to the chains of institutional pressure.

The Crypto Fear and Greed Index, that fanciful barometer of human folly, now languishes at 13-“Extreme Fear,” they call it. Investors, those poor souls, are quaking in their boots, clutching their wallets like misers in a storm.

In a recent post on QuickTake, the ever-dramatic CryptoOnchain (probably wearing a cape while typing) reveals that Ethereum derivatives traders are being steamrolled by sellers so aggressive, they make Black Friday shoppers look like amateurs. The Ethereum: Taker Buy Sell Ratio on Binance-smoothed over with a 30-day moving average, because why not?-is singing the blues. And by blues, I mean it’s plummeted to levels not seen since November 2025. Yes, you read that right. The future is now, and it’s not looking good.