Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Will It Soar to $99k or Plummet to $87k? 🎢💰

According to the oracle known as Glassnode, our beloved Bitcoin is now casting its hopeful gaze towards the lofty heights of $99k, having bounced back from the depths of $87k. How poetic! It seems that BTC has found its footing on the fragile pedestal of approximately $87.8k, and now seeks to flirt once more with its short-term holders’ cost basis around $98.4k. A fine dance indeed!

XRP’s 2026 Surge: EU Licenses & Gogol’s Ghost?

Notably, the broader macro shift helps explain why. With frameworks like the CLARITY Act taking shape, regulation around digital assets is tightening, an early signal that institutional confidence is starting to build. 🤝

Bitcoin’s Fate Hangs in the Balance! 🚨

The Senate, a bastion of deliberation, postponed the CLARITY Act’s markup, as Coinbase, the titan of crypto, voiced its dissent. Brian Armstrong, a man of sharp intellect and sharper words, decried the bill as a labyrinth worse than the existing chaos. 🧠💥 “A regulatory quagmire!” he cried, while the market held its breath, fearing innovation might drown in bureaucracy. 🚫

SHIB Owes You Drama: A Dark Reckoning in Crypto

She reminds the crowd what the SOU-“SHIB Owes You”-is supposed to be, not a carnival slogan but a vow etched into the twitching pulse of the network. And though the breach lay waste to trust, she declares that the SHIB army “moves forward”-as if momentum could be minted from misfortune and slogans alone. 🤔💪

🤑 XRP’s Wild Ride: Bulls, Bears, and Moving Averages Galore! 🌪️

XRPBTC Chart

Behold, on the daily chart, XRPUSDT hath thrust itself upon the $2.00 resistance block, only to falter like a suitor denied at the altar. A sharp bounce from the $1.80 demand zone gave hope, but the 100-day moving average, that stern gatekeeper, rejected our hero with a scornful glance. The 200-day MA, ever higher, looms like a disapproving chaperone. Alas, the RSI, once flirtatious with overbought regions, now curls downward, a sigh of relief rather than a triumphant cry. A mere consolidation, perhaps, before another tilt at the $2.40 resistance zone? A daily close above it, ah, that would be a tale worth telling! 📈

LSEG’s Blockchain Move: Seriously?

Basically, LSEG DiSH (yes, the name is… a choice) wants to let people move money between banks and… well, the internet, I guess? It’s using something called “DiSH Cash,” which sounds distinctly less glamorous than actual cash. Honestly.

XRP in a Make-or-Break Moment as ETF Demand Roars

XRP hath fallen three percent in the past twenty‑four hours, losing its fourth‑place station in the realm of cryptocurrencies to the venerable BNB, as market observers take the data with a dash of irony. The ledger continues to reveal that, despite the rising desire for XRP ETFs, the price is not wholly compliant with such noble appetites. 😅