On August 22, the Jito Foundation announced that VanEck, the investment manager known for its daring moves, had officially filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC. This isn’t your average ETF; the proposed VanEck JitoSOL ETF would be made up entirely of JitoSOL, a liquid staking token that’s like Solana’s golden ticket plus its share of the winnings. 🎟️💰
In a Thursday chirp on the X machine, Alphractal spilled the tea: Dogecoin’s blockchain is flexing its muscles like a well-fed giant. 🏋️ Despite being as volatile as a witch’s cauldron, its mining network is as resilient as a golden ticket. Hash rates are soaring, and miners are sticking around like loyal sidekicks, even during the snooze-fest of consolidations. This, my friends, is what Alphractal calls a “solid base”-though we all know it’s really just a fancy way of saying DOGE’s got some pep in its step. 🐾
Oh, the sweet music of whispers. You see, SHIB’s current “accumulation” phase is hardly a glorious parade. It’s more like a quiet, almost shameful, stockpiling of something that no one can quite decide is a treasure or a burden. The on-chain data? It suggests steady, albeit cautious, buying. Metrics like Realized Cap Impulse hint that, just maybe, we’re about to see something spark. Of course, there’s always the possibility that this quiet buildup will fizzle out, much like the fireworks you thought would light up the night sky, only to sputter into a damp, disappointing mess.
Earlier this year, the SEC and Ripple, ever the diplomatic duo, filed a joint stipulation to end the appeal. 🤝 The court, after much deliberation, accepted their plea, ending the legal marathon that began in 2020. 🏃♂️💨
#XRPCommunity #SECGov v. #Ripple #XRP The Second Circuit, that venerable arbiter of legal chaos, approved the Joint Stipulation of Dismissal.
ETH leaped 13% on Friday, buoyed by the dovish whispers of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, hinting at a September rate cut. Oh, the joy! 🎉
According to the Financial Times (you know, the folks who make financial news sound like a Shakespearean drama), “people familiar with the matter”-aka the whispering wizards of Brussels-are now pondering whether to ditch their private, tightly controlled system for the wild west of public blockchains like Ethereum or Solana. 🧙♂️🔮
Our crack team of crypto sleuths has handpicked three tokens-yes, only three-that are flashing bullish signals loud enough to wake up the neighbors. And one of them? It’s even enjoying a bit of whale love, which is about as exciting as a lip-syncing cat video, but in crypto form.
Analysts-those charming prophets of profit and peril-are calling this moment a veritable crossroads, where a heroic defense could rally the troops and push Bitcoin to a glorious encore. Fail to defend the sacred $112K, and they fret, the market’s descent might accelerate faster than Uncle Ivan runs after the ice cream cart. Yes, dear reader, a deeper plunge could be lurking just behind the curtain, whispering sweet nothings about support levels that are older than grandma’s stories.
Crypto PR, once a cacophony of “moonshots” and “disruption,” now demands the patience of Job and the charm of a seasoned diplomat. It’s no longer about shouting into the void; it’s about whispering secrets to the right ears, preferably over a cup of overpriced coffee. A press release today is a mere handkerchief-useful for wiping sweat, not for making a grand gesture.
