Coinbase Just Gave AI Bots Your Crypto: The Techno-Grift Is Now Official
half the users will click through the terms of service without reading them, same as they do for every other app update.
half the users will click through the terms of service without reading them, same as they do for every other app update.
According to the official release, the campaign, unveiled Thursday, targets provisions in the legislation that govern how stablecoin issuers can offer rewards to users. Community banks argue that allowing crypto firms to provide yield-like incentives could divert deposits from traditional banks, potentially affecting local lending activity.
The crypto market moved higher on June 11, but the rebound still lacked confirmation.

On the grand, sweeping canvas of the daily timeframe, BTC has latched onto the $60K psychological support range like a drowning man clings to a rotten log. That infamous blue demand zone, the last redoubt of the bulls, has held firm so far-buyers have fought off wave after wave of selling pressure, like the brave souls who once tried to save the Romanovs from their fate. But let us not pretend this is a victory: the recovery is as weak as a watered-down vodka cocktail, with nary a hint of convincing bullish follow-through to speak of.

At the moment of writing, Bitcoin price today hovers about $62,600, a modest ascent from dreary recent lows. Analysts, ever the chorus in a Sunday pantomime, fix their gazes on liquidity clusters between $65,000 and $70,000, which may become the hinges of fate if bullish sentiment continues its polite, stubborn ascent.
In this delectable breakdown, we dissect the mechanics of BitFi’s Sonar sale, a financial ballet where $50M FDV pirouettes with 14.5% circulating supply. What could possibly go awry? We explore the timelines, the risks, and the sheer audacity of it all-no hype, merely the cold, hard mechanics of financial theater.

As a researcher here at CoinDesk, I’m taking a look at the crypto outflows we saw in May. I’ll be breaking down what those movements tell us about the current state of the market and what signals they’re sending.
Nakamoto Inc. (Nasdaq: NAKA), the Bitcoin-obsessed company with a flair for the dramatic, just pulled off a financial hat trick. Their master plan? Cut debt, sell Bitcoin, and buy back shares like it’s going out of style. Because nothing says “confidence” like a little financial juggling!

This ain’t the same dog that used to trot through the town square with its head held high, pockets jingling with all the cash the suckers threw at it. Right now it’s trading for less than a dime, down more than half its value from a year back-weekly, monthly, yearly, it’s bleeding red all the way down the ledger. But it ain’t just the price that’s soured. The tall tales that used to get folks lining up to throw their money at it, the stories of moon missions and Elon’s secret fondness for the little guy? Those’ve worn thinner than a cheap work shirt after a day hoeing cotton in the July sun, and nobody’s buying ‘em anymore.

Tether Investments, in a statement dripping with the solemnity of a royal edict, announced it had led this $1.4 billion funding round for Neura Robotics, a German startup hard at work building AI-powered humanoid robots. They called the whole affair one of the largest investments in physical AI ever recorded – a title no doubt awarded by a panel of their own well-paid press secretaries, with no outside input whatsoever.