Solana’s Secret? $1K? What’s the Deal? 🤔

The dev optimistically stated that the SOL price should be around $1,000. His post on X was a reaction to an earlier statement from Solana Foundation manager, vibhu, who claimed he is not allowed to make certain statements about the coin. Because nothing says “trust us” like forbidding people from saying it’s good. 🚫

🤑 XRP Tax Drama: Larry David Would’ve Seen This Coming! 😂

Schwartz hits X (formerly Twitter, because why not complicate things?) and drops this gem: “The XRP Ledger is like a public park-no one’s shaking you down for admission.” 🏞️ He’s all, “You can trade, mint NFTs, send payments, and the only fees are to keep the spammers at bay. No one’s getting rich off your moves.” But the crypto critics are like, “Yeah, right. Where’s the catch?” 🕵️‍♂️

Ethereum Hits $3,000: Is It Time for a Massive Rally or Just Another False Alarm?

Look, here’s the thing: The short-term chart is doing its thing, right? The price touched the bottom of the descending channel, and guess what? It ALSO hit the magical $3,000 support level. We should all be applauding, but we’re too busy freaking out about “What if it goes lower?” (Spoiler: It might, but who’s counting?) A little bounce here? Totally expected. Is it going up to the downtrend line (that faint dotted one, you know, the one you pretend to ignore)? Maybe. Or, it could just go back down for another retest. The excitement, folks. So much excitement. 🙄