Behold, Strategy, the grand hoarder of Bitcoin, doth hold more treasure than any other corporate fool! Yet, lo, their monthly buying spree hath waned, as if the bear’s growl struck fear into their ledger. 😱
Enter the realm of the Dogecoin millionaires. These individuals, whose wallets brim with anywhere between one and one hundred million DOGE, have decided that the current market structure is not one to fear, but rather one to embrace. And embrace it they did-in style.
In a confirmation tweet, Ethereum client Prysm stated that it had identified the issue and promised a quick workaround. It urged dependent nodes to disable the Prysm client. 🚧
In a tweet, Ethereum angel investor and educator Sassal ETH revealed a shocking fact in the wake of this incident. 😬
Global exchange KuCoin, in its infinite wisdom, has released this Lite Mode, the most stripped-down, minimalistic app version designed for the uninitiated, the bewildered, and those who, quite frankly, wish their crypto journey didn’t come with a side of brain ache. Gone are the days of facing complex interfaces that resemble something out of a mad scientist’s lab. In its place, a serene, calming oasis, where simplicity reigns supreme. 🙌
The Financial Supervisory Commission (FSC) of Taiwan, ever the paragon of efficiency, announced on December 3, 2025, that the country’s first stablecoin will likely launch in the latter half of 2026, contingent on legislative approval. FSC Chairman Peng Jin-long revealed the timeline during a legislative hearing, explaining that the “Virtual Assets Service Act” must pass through the Legislative Yuan and be followed by a six-month implementation period. 🎩✨
On Thursday, the exchange released its annual report, which suggested that users are gradually shifting away from a “crypto equals Bitcoin” mindset toward more diversified holdings. CoinDCX data showed that the average customer now holds about five tokens, a notable increase from two to three tokens per investor in 2022. 📈 (Or, as I like to say, “the 2022 version of me, who still thought ‘crypto’ meant ‘Bitcoin’ and nothing else.”)
For context, the velocity metric measures how frequently XRP is being moved around the blockchain. Think of it as the crypto version of a hyperactive toddler-constantly moving, never still. 🎠
Plutôt que de se concentrer sur l’application de la loi, les régulateurs commencent par la tâche bien plus complexe de concevoir une structure de licence et de surveillance entièrement nouvelle. La loi exige que toutes les règles soient finalisées un an après sa promulgation, fixant juillet 2025 comme la date à laquelle les agences doivent tout accomplir, du processus d’application des émetteurs au standard d’audit pour les opérateurs de stablecoins importants. 🕰️
Institutions, those greedy titans, are snatching XRP from exchanges, leaving retail traders to gnaw on the crumbs. 🐾💸 Meanwhile, the XRP ledger handles 2.23 billion XRP in payments daily-enough to make a pirate weep. 🏴☠️💰
Currently, XRP pirouettes within a descending waltz since October, a dance as predictable as a Shakespearean soliloquy. Let’s not pretend this is a simple chart-it’s a drama series with more twists than a soap opera. 🕺
