Cryptonews

In a chat with crypto guru Anthony Pompliano (aka @APompliano, the man who turns jargon into gold), Lee dropped this bombshell: There will be 50% drawdowns. 🥊 Ouch. And why? Because Bitcoin’s still got the emotional range of a teenager-reacting to market moves like it’s drama central. 🎭

The token’s valuation, currently perched at a modest $2.45 (as per CoinGecko’s almanac), has fluttered upward by 7% this week, a mere trifle in the grand tapestry of market cap. Analysts, those modern-day prophets, whisper that XRP’s recent dance mirrors the 2017 gala, though one might wonder if they’re recalling the champagne or the hangovers. One proclaims XRP is trapped in an upward channel, a golden cage, while another envisions a $10 crescendo-proof that optimism, like a well-timed joke, is always in season.

Oh, the fundamentals! They ascend to celestial heights, while SOL, like a weary traveler, stumbles against invisible barriers. A breakout? Patience, dear soul-the hour is not yet ripe.

This move would mark one of the most significant steps yet by a major traditional bank toward integrating digital assets into mainstream finance, reflecting growing confidence in cryptocurrencies as legitimate financial instruments. Or, as I like to call it, “the day the bankers finally realized they’re behind the times.” 🕰️

Is this a sign of the Great Bitcoin rotation or just an old guy testing his pension fund? Experts are debating whether this is a sign of an impending sell-off or just OG curiosity. Earlier this year, a different wallet-possibly from the same era, but less famous-sold 80,000 BTC. Yep, like an old man selling his vintage comic book collection, then complaining about inflation.

Notre cher analyste Plan C, un homme de flair, clame avec un sourire en coin qu’il y a une chance sur deux – 50% – que Bitcoin soit le fruit d’un éminent agent gouvernemental. Mais ne vous méprenez pas, il chérissait l’espoir qu’un héros altruiste ait donné naissance à cette créature numérique. Ah, la douce naïveté! 🍀

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, with all the seriousness of a woman who had just discovered her umbrella was upside down, declared: “President Trump exercised his constitutional authority by issuing a pardon for Mr. Zhao, who was prosecuted by the Biden Administration in their war on cryptocurrency.” As if the entire enterprise was less about justice and more about a game of high-stakes chess played with less regard for pawns and more for the spectacle of the king’s gambit.

Oh, the crypto drama that unfolded on Friday! 🤯 The Polymarket bettors were like vultures, swooping in to wager on the potential return of Changpeng “CZ” Zhao to Binance, after President Trump dropped the bombshell – a pardon for the crypto mogul! 🤩

Ah, the grand spectacle that is Donald Trump-ever the man of mystery and pardon. The latest plot twist? Trump recently found himself explaining his decision to pardon the former CEO of Binance, Changpeng Zhao, after Zhao served a whole four months in prison for a crime that, according to Trump, is more of a “misunderstanding” than a felony. 🧐

Currently the Deputy Director of the Presidential Council of Advisers for Digital Assets, Witt has been known to describe digital assets as “strategic infrastructure”-which sounds as glamorous as a tax audit, but hey, he’s apparently all about Bitcoin collecting just like a refined collector’s item. 🥂