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Bitcoin to AI: Core Scientific’s $3.3B Gamble – Will It Pay Off?

The company claims these bitcoin sales were to fund capital expenditures and other cash needs, continuing the trend of miners selling BTC to fund their AI fantasies. How utterly predictable.
Bitcoin Reserves: Is the Bottom a Myth or Just a Bad Tinder Date?
So, these three platforms lost almost 100,000 BTC. At $81,300 per BTC, that’s $8 billion. Or, in Larry David terms, enough to buy a lifetime supply of coffee and still have change for therapy.
GothFerrari: From Crypto Kingpin to Cellblock Sidepiece
Marlon Ferro, 20, of Santa Ana, will also have to cough up $2.5 million in restitution and spend three years on supervised release. Let’s hope he’s not planning on buying any more Hermès Birkin bags anytime soon.
TON’s Cosmic Rally: Telegram’s Takeover Sends Toncoin to the Moon!
What’s behind this intergalactic surge? None other than Pavel Durov, the Telegram überlord, who’s decided to swoop in and take over the TON Foundation like a blockchain Batman. “Tech superiority,” he says. “MTONGA,” he whispers. Yes, that’s “Make TON Great Again,” because nothing says innovation like a blockchain with a catchy acronym. And let’s not forget the Catchain 2.0 upgrade, which has made TON faster than a caffeinated sloth-transaction finality in 0.6 seconds? Eat your heart out, Ethereum.
TONcoin’s Weekly Gains Reach Triple Digits as BTC Rebounds From $81K

Most larger-cap alts have declined by up to 3-4% over the past day, except BNB, SOL, and ADA.
Bitcoin to $1M? VanEck’s Bold Prophecy Unveiled!
Behold, the Spot Bitcoin ETFs, those modern-day treasure chests, swelled by a staggering $2.44 billion in April 2026 alone-a feat not seen since the halcyon days of 2025. And on May 6, lo! Another $46.33 million flowed in, marking the fifth consecutive day of such bounty. Truly, the gods of finance smile upon this endeavor.
Polymarket Bets on Aliens: 20% U.S. Disclosure in 2026

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Ethereum’s Sneaky Climb: Is It a Giant or a Grasshopper?

The Binance Ethereum Futures Power 30D Change index, a mouthful if ever there was one, has tiptoed back into positive territory with a reading of 0.026. In plain English, this means the futures momentum is perkier than a squirrel on a caffeine binge. Open interest, funding rates, taker volumes, and price behavior are all doing a merry jig, suggesting things are looking up-or at least sideways, which is better than down, I suppose.
Crypto Ring Collapse: Jail Time, Lies, and a $250M Vanish
The Justice Department said the court also ordered three years of supervised release and $2.5 million in restitution.