iNews24, that tireless herald of the mundane, reports that the regulator is probing whether this union violates the sacred “banking-commerce separation” rules. Ah, the irony! A bank, that bastion of stability, daring to flirt with the anarchic world of crypto. The report reveals that Hana Bank is acquiring the shares from Kakao Investment, not directly from Dunamu. Yet, an FSC official, with a gravity befitting a philosopher, declares that the deal carries the same essence as a direct investment. The regulators, ever vigilant, apply their standards with unyielding rigor.