Minneapolis, that cold-hearted city, now boasts a titan of Ethereum. SharpLink’s holdings, once a whisper, now roar at 859,853 ETH-enough to buy a small island, or a few dozen luxury yachts. 🏝️⚓ The value? A staggering $3.5 billion, a number that makes even the most stoic investor blink.
The TGE, scheduled for October 23, shall see the MET token listed on such esteemed exchanges as OKX and Bitget, alongside several Solana-native launchpads. A most anticipated event in the Solana ecosystem, with 480 million tokens entering circulation at once. Quite the splash! 🌊🚀
Evernorth, that paragon of ambition, aspires to amass over a billion dollars, with SBI’s $200 million contribution as a mere drop in the ocean of its grand design. The funds, oh so tragically, will be used to purchase XRP from the open market-a noble quest, if one believes that the market is not a fickle lover, but a beggar in need of alms. 🕊️
In a post on the ever-vibrant X (formerly known as Twitter, for those still holding onto the past), Ali Martinez shared the following tidbit of insight: Chainlink might just be on the cusp of a bull rally. But not before it gets past the ‘upper line of a Triangle’. No, not the kind of triangle you’d encounter in geometry class. This one’s a little trickier, involving some rather narrow trading channels. But don’t worry, this isn’t some high-school math quiz, just some classic technical analysis nonsense.
According to Ali’s Glassnode heatmap (timestamped Oct. 19, 2025, because time travel is real in crypto), the cost basis range is $0.21062334-$0.21144839, with 10,575,420,761.332544 DOGE chilling there. That’s $2.22 billion in supply, folks. Or, as I like to call it, “a lot of money to spend on cheese.” 🧀
This “Bitcoin Vector” – an institutional reporter, a title that already reeks of impenetrable bureaucracy – proclaims a decisive field of conflict between $110,000 and $115,000. A conflict! As if Bitcoin is a nation-state requiring defense! The very idea. Apparently, a temporary lull in the perpetually escalating tensions between the Americans and the Chinese – a lull, mind you, a temporary cessation of their relentless posturing – briefly allowed this digital currency to breathe. A reprieve, swiftly followed by stagnation. The momentum, you see, remains…flat. Like a pancake after a particularly disappointing attempt at a soufflé.
In a missive scrawled on the digital walls of X, the duo proclaimed: “We can no longer peddle our wares in this cursed bazaar.” A noble excuse, indeed, for a venture that once dared to dream of a $4 billion valuation-now reduced to a dusty relic worth $30.9 million. 🪦
MSTR stock strutted its stuff at $296.61, up 2.33%, while Bitcoin took a nap at $107,792.91 after a 3.14% tumble. Markets, eh? More fickle than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 🐱
Behold, the CoinShares report of October 20 unveils a tale of woe: digital asset investment products faced a week so dreary that even gloomy clouds blushed. On the fateful Friday, October 10, liquidity vanished as if into a magician’s hat, leaving net outflows of $513 million from crypto Exchange-Traded Products (ETPs)-one of the grandest exoduses of the year. Cumulative outflows since the cataclysm? A staggering $668 million. Our brave ETP investors, however, remain unflustered, while the on-chain folks have grown as bearish as a winter raven. 🦅
Market strategist Merlijn the Trader, who probably owns a pet owl named Fibonacci, has declared Ethereum’s price action a “striking resemblance” to gold’s 2024 breakout. “Gold led. Ethereum followed. Same pattern. Same setup,” he said, as if he’d just discovered fire. Historians of finance, take note: this is how empires rise-or at least, how crypto wallets swell.
