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It seems Bitcoin has decided to take a stroll back to its old haunts, hovering around the $103,000 mark. That’s a solid 20% dip from its all-time high of $126,500, set only a couple of weeks ago. Ah, the volatility of crypto-always keeping us on our toes, or perhaps it’s just reminding us that nothing lasts forever.

In a post most recent, dated November the 4th, our illustrious founder addressed the salacious discourse circulating within the community, professing that contrary to the wild claims made by various characters on the Internet, Wintermute harbors no intentions of legal confrontation with Binance. “Business as usual,” he proclaimed, much to our collective amusement.

This Bitcoin (BTC), as it’s called, has been content to amble about within a narrowing, upward-pointing triangle. It has deigned to accept purchases at around $107,500, though it seems to consider $115,000 a rather lofty height. The buyers, it seems, are not entirely discouraged.

The ol’ crypto king is trading at a cool $107,000, which, let’s be honest, ain’t exactly chump change, but it’s been as lively as a three-legged sloth lately. Its market cap’s still a whopping $2 trillion, but the traders? Oh, they’re twitchier than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. They’re eyeing those traditional assets soaring like eagles while Bitcoin’s stuck in the mud like a wagon in a Mississippi swamp. 🦅🐢

In a move that could only be described as “cryptic, but also kind of obvious,” Saylor used his classic orange signal-again. This guy has been using orange as his personal Bitcoin-hinting code like it’s a secret handshake or something. So of course, people immediately assumed he’s teasing a 13th straight corporate Bitcoin buy. Because why not? 🍊

“A paradise for illegal miners,” Akbar Hasan Beklou, CEO of the Tehran Province Electricity Distribution Company, declared with a mix of exasperation and irony. Cheap power, covert hookups, and the cloak of darkness have transformed parts of this ancient land into a haven for those who seek to strike digital gold. But paradise, as always, comes with a price-one paid by the grid and the people it serves.

The occasion? The November Unlock. Not a coronation, not a festival of abundance, but a release-as though a horde of caged speculators were suddenly given keys and a one-way ticket to the sell wall. The question on every trembling lip: will this act of token bravado ignite a new bull run, or simply provide kindling for a ceremonial pyre of lost dreams? 🔥

Oh, just a casual $1.2 billion in leveraged positions. Small potatoes, really. 🙄

XRP’s network activity has plummeted, darling. In fact, it’s crashed harder than my attempt to cook Thanksgiving dinner. On-chain data shows that XRP’s payment volume has nosedived by nearly 90% from its October peak. Yes, you heard that right-90%. A small consolation, however, is that it’s now resting comfortably at a mere 200 million XRP. What a comforting number. Truly.

On Nov. 3, Currenc Group (Nasdaq: CURR) unveiled its grand plan: to swallow Animoca Brands whole in a reverse merger that’s slated to close in 2026. Because why build a empire when you can just merge into one? 🚀