qfx Between March 31st and April 5th, Strategy purchased 4,871 Bitcoin at an average price of $67,718, for a total investment of $329.9 million. As of today, Strategy holds 766,970 Bitcoin, with a total investment of $58.02 billion. The average purchase price for all of their Bitcoin is $75,644 per coin.
In a twist that even Bridget Jones wouldn’t see coming, the broader crypto market turned greener than Mr. Darcy’s eyes after a positive macro headline binge. About $325 million in crypto positions were liquidated, mostly shorts-because who doesn’t love a good short squeeze on a Monday?
As an analyst, I’m keeping a close eye on the 1.1 million Bitcoin left behind by Satoshi Nakamoto – currently valued at almost $76 billion. While most Bitcoin owners aren’t facing immediate risk, these untouched coins are a potential vulnerability. Here’s what’s concerning about their status.
XRP Tokyo 2026 is a major conference focused entirely on XRP and the XRP Ledger, happening on April 7th at the beautiful 400-year-old Happo-en garden in Tokyo. It’s expected to draw over 3,000 people and feature more than 20 speakers, including Ripple’s top executives, making it the biggest event of its kind in Asia.
This little escapade, old boy, marks the largest native Solana decentralized application exploit on record. The blighters posed as a quantitative trading firm, plonked down over $1 million of their own dough into an Ecosystem Vault, and even held jolly working sessions with contributors across the globe. Then, after a spot of patience that would make a saint blush, they executed a durable nonce attack, draining the protocol vaults quicker than Bertie Wooster downs a pink gin.
Like a middle-aged clerk calmly spilling over his lunch, the price clings to the one‑credit regime. Structure, however, is no longer the frail skeleton beneath a shivering headline.
So, it seems North Korean IT workers have been moonlighting in DeFi since 2020, which is longer than most of us have kept a houseplant alive. MetaMask’s Taylor Monahan dropped the mic with a revelation that over 40 DeFi platforms have accidentally hired these state-sponsored coders. Because nothing says “decentralized finance” like a little Pyongyang flair.
According to the scribes at crypto.news, Algorand (ALGO) reached its zenith of $0.126 on April 6, puffing its market cap to nearly $1.1 billion. A true rags-to-riches tale, if ever there was one.
Behold, the Shibburn oracle proclaims that in the span of a single day, the daily SHIB burns have soared by a staggering 172.52%, with nearly 10,000,000 SHIB coins consigned to the void. These tokens, once part of the circulating supply, now lie entombed in unspendable wallets-a modern-day sacrifice to the gods of scarcity. Four transactions, each a stroke of madness: 5,178,012, 4,000,000, 440,000, and 500,000 SHIB. Two of these acts were perpetrated by the grandees of the crypto world-Robinhood, that bastion of democratized finance, and Stake.com, the den of digital gamblers. What irony! The very institutions that thrive on speculation now play the role of destroyers.
