qfx A grandee of the European Central Bank, one Olaf Sleijpen, has taken it upon himself to sound the alarm bells, as reported by the Financial Times. The Dutch governor, with a gravitas befitting a man who knows his tulips from his troubles, suggests that a run on stablecoins could send the ECB’s interest rate policy into a tailspin, leaving Europe’s economy and inflation prospects as wobbly as a three-legged stool. 🪑💸
As of Sunday, XRP’s 365-day ascent-89% in glittering numbers-shames the paltry 3.6% gains of BTC and the CD20 Index. The CD5 Index, a mere 2% winner, and ETH’s flatline 2% gain are the only other survivors in this graveyard of returns. Solana and its ilk? They’ve plunged like a poet’s soul after a bad breakup, down over 36%. And the CoinDesk Meme Index? A -78% collapse that would make even the most jaded investor roll their eyes. 🚿
As BTC danced its macabre waltz, dipping from the lofty $105,000 to the humiliating sub-$94,000, Markus seized the moment like a poet at a funeral, his words echoing the collective groan of the crypto masses. “Is Bitcoin stupid or something?” he mused, a question as sharp as a dagger yet as absurd as a clown at a wake. 🤡💸
Whether this humble support endures shall determine if XRP merely takes a brief rest or plunges into a deeper, more dramatic correction. Oh, the suspense! 💼💥
Yes, folks, a staggering $1.1 billion has vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit, marking the fourth-largest outflow in history, according to those clever folks at Farside Investors. It’s like watching a sinking ship with a CEO smiling and saying, “Well, folks, it’s just a tiny leak.” 🌊
In a most curious turn of events, Tether hath been observed contemplating a most substantial financial commitment of approximately £1.15B (or thereabouts) into the German robotics firm Neura Robotics. Such a sum would value the startup between £9.3B and £11.6B, a figure so grand it might make Lady Catherine de Bourgh herself blush with envy.
How the wallet, dubbed “add…4×534,” attempted such a futile transaction in a parched market conditions caused a loss as profound as it was unexpected. In the insightful observations shared on Lookonchain’s post-a gleaming testimonial to the risks of feeding monstrous trades into liquidity-starved maws-the jest was not lost upon critics. “Cardano’s market cap higher than hyperliquid? Ha! What a jest of an industry,” quipped a user, disbelief and mirth entwined.
According to the scribes at crypto.news, the world’s largest digital asset was last seen trading around $95k in the mystical hour of Asian morning on November 17. But alas, it could not hold, and like a tragic hero in a Shakespearean play, it fell below the $94,000 threshold to an intraday low of $93,029. The lowest since April 12, a date now etched in the annals of crypto infamy. 📉🗡️
The price is doing the emotional rollercoaster thing-up 0.7% one day, down 0.7% the next. It’s like Pi can’t decide if it’s a hero or a zero. 🤷♀️ Technical data, whale moves, and developer upgrades are throwing a party, and Pi’s the awkward guest trying to fit in. Will it end in a dance-off or a food fight? Only time will tell. ⏳
Adams believed the proposal would create a single, authorized entry point for cryptocurrency trading in the U.S. One company would be legally allowed to act as a crypto brokerage, and another, connected to FTX, would be the sole licensed exchange. This would effectively shut out all other platforms from operating legally in the U.S.
