You Won’t Believe How Much Bitcoin This Company Just Hauled In! 🚀💰

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In a staggering twist of cosmic proportions, Strategy Inc. (or MSTR, as the cool kids call it) has managed to acquire an eye-watering 390 Bitcoin (BTC) for the not-so-sweet sum of $43.4 million. It turns out that the enigmatic chairman, Michael Saylor, took to the ever-mysterious platform formerly known as Twitter to spill this bit of financial wizardry this very morning. Who needs coffee when you have news like that! ☕️

Now, hold onto your hats, folks! This brings their total stash to a mind-boggling 640,808 BTC, acquired at a mere pittance of approximately $47.44 billion. Yes, billion with a B! Feel free to take a moment to calculate how many trips to the moon that might fund 🛸. And all this was achieved at an average price of $74,032 per coin, which is totally a bargain unless you happen to own a time machine and can go back to pick up Bitcoin in its toddler years.

“Oh, by the way, we just collected 390 BTC for about $43.4 million at the fabulous rate of $111,053 per bitcoin. And just like that, we celebrate a yield that’s a glorious 26% year-to-date in this lunar year of 2025,” Michael tweeted with all the zeal of a captain steering through asteroid field while reading the price charts. – Michael Saylor (@saylor) October 27, 2025

This latest acquisition follows a week of wild thrills in which the brave company added a mere 168 BTC for $18.8 million-after all, one mustn’t get too greedy in the face of soaring market prices, right? What a wild ride! 🎢

In essence, Strategy prides itself on its leisurely stroll through the Bitcoin treasury garden. Rather than gambling on wild, frenzied purchases, they prefer to nibble on incremental bits of crypto goodness. A strategy so steady, you’d think it was an interstellar tortoise on a pilgrimage. 🐢

And let’s not forget their marvelous knack for dollar-cost averaging like they’re playing some unusual cosmic version of financial chess in a volatile marketplace. They’ve firmly secured their position as the largest publicly known corporate holder of Bitcoin-because sizes matter when it comes to your digital reserves! 💎

As institutional interest in the space continues to swell like a well-fed alien, Strategy’s mountain of holdings serves as a towering beacon for public companies out there, struggling to decide how much crypto really constitutes “too much.”

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2025-10-27 19:44