XRP’s Wild Ride: From $2 to Despair (But Decembers Save Us All 🎄)

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If October 10th was crypto’s “Black Friday,” then November 21st is its sequel: Black Friday 2: Electric Boogaloo. The market’s been on a three-week shopping spree at the “I Owe You” store, with today’s 10.73% drop making me question if my coffee order counts as a “bull run.” Bitcoin hit $80,600-because who needs April’s prices when you can have last April’s prices? 😬

But today’s star is XRP, which ditched its $2 throne like it was a broken chair. Down to $1.85, it’s now the crypto equivalent of that friend who promised to pay you back in 2016. Glassnode’s data? A daily $75M loss since April 2025-wait, 2025? Did I miss a time-travel memo? 🕰️

To the optimists: congrats on your new NFT-based hope. The market’s a chaotic dance, and if you’re not sweating like a man in a sauna wearing a Bitcoin hoodie, you’re not trying. 🏖️

69% in December for XRP

Still, history’s a cheery drunk. XRP’s December track record? A 69% average return. CryptoRank says so-after 11 years of watching, they’ve concluded that December is XRP’s annual “I’ll surprise you” party. 2014, 2017? Classic. Even 2023 and 2024 ended with a wink. 🎉

So while the market’s current mood is “abandon all hope,” maybe December will be our holiday miracle. Or maybe it’s just the crypto version of “December is here, and it’s still not fixed.” Either way, grab a cocoa and a long shot-because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that crypto’s drama is always better than reality TV. 🎬💸

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2025-11-21 18:38