January 2 has arrived, and the crypto world is all, “Yippee ki-yay, XRP!” BTC’s chasing $89K like it’s the Holy Grail, while ETH’s back to $3K-because nothing says “I’m a recovering addict” like bouncing back from a 20% crash. 🧙♂️
Ripple’s XRP is finally green, which is like seeing a ghost-unbelievable but oddly comforting. Before this, it lost its fourth-place crown to BNB, dropping faster than a hot potato in a sauna. 🥔🔥
Ali Martinez, the crypto equivalent of a psychic, says the TD Sequential just flashed a buy signal. It’s like a divine intervention for XRP, but with more graphs and fewer angels. 🧠✨
TD Sequential: “Buy! Or else your portfolio will cry.” – Ali Charts (@alicharts) January 1, 2026
The TD Sequential is a technical indicator that’s basically a fortune teller for your wallet. It’s had a 100% success rate in predicting XRP’s next move… or at least making people question their life choices. 🤯
XRP’s up 1.7% today, but it’s still stuck below $1.90, the financial equivalent of a “support” sign that’s really just a trap. 🕵️♂️
CRYPTOWZRD, the crypto equivalent of a fortune teller with a PhD, says the daily candle is closing higher… but they’re still not convinced. Because nothing says “I’m confident” like saying “we need to see healthier movement.” 🧠
Despite a mid-year surge to a new all-time high, XRP ended 2025 in the red. Because even the best-laid plans of mice and men go awry… or in this case, of crypto projects and SEC lawsuits. 🧨
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2026-01-02 11:31