Oh great, another “2017 is coming” prediction. Because nothing says “trust me” like a chart that looks like a rollercoaster from a decade ago. CryptoBull, ever the optimist, thinks XRP will hit $10-$11 by March if it keeps doing what it’s always done… which is nothing. Meanwhile, Remi Relief, who probably has a degree in “What If?”, says it’s going to four digits. Because why not? If 2017 was good enough for the first time, why not the second?
CryptoBull’s “fractal” is basically a V-shaped chart that looks like a toddler’s scribbles. And yet, here we are, pretending this is a legitimate strategy. A $10 price would mean a market cap of $610 billion. A $1,700 price? That’s more than the entire global economy. But hey, maybe the crypto gods are just waiting for the right moment to drop a check.
Right now, XRP is at $1.37. So, yeah, we’re all just waiting for the next “breakout” that’s probably just a sideways move. But hey, if the 2017 fractal is a thing, maybe we’ll finally get that parabolic run. Or maybe it’s just another day in the crypto wild west.
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2026-03-08 00:58