XRP to Moon or Bust? 🤡 Chart Nerds & Wishful Thinking Collide 🚀

So, Crypto Analyst “ChartNerd” (because “Guy Who Draws Lines” wasn’t pretentious enough) has declared that XRP might-might-rally 10x if history repeats itself. Or, you know, if pigs fly, unicorns invest, and Elon Musk tweets about it with a 💩 emoji.

2017 Called, It Wants Its Hype Back

Apparently, XRP had a “cool-off period” in 2017 (read: everyone forgot it existed) before skyrocketing like a caffeinated squirrel. Now, ChartNerd insists the same snooze-fest is happening again, because nothing says “bullish” like three months of crickets. 🦗

The kicker? If XRP doesn’t close below $1.20, the bulls are “in control.” Which, in crypto-speak, means “we’re all just guessing, but with more acronyms.”

A chart that may or may not resemble a toddler’s crayon masterpiece

Price Targets: Because Why Not?

ChartNerd’s crystal ball (or Magic 8-Ball) suggests XRP could hit $8, $13, or $27-because precision is overrated. Meanwhile, Egrag Crypto chimed in with “maybe $27?” proving that analysts agree on exactly nothing. 🤷‍♀️

RLUSD: The Stablecoin No One Asked For

Milk Road-yes, that’s a real name-claims RLUSD hitting $1B in market cap is “bullish” for XRP. Because nothing screams “adoption” like a stablecoin nobody’s heard of. Bonus: Abu Dhabi now accepts RLUSD as collateral, which is either groundbreaking or just really desperate banking.

Current XRP price: $2.18 (down, because of course it is). But hey, at least it’s not Safemoon. 🙃

Another chart, because we all need more squiggly lines in our lives

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2025-11-29 12:17