Tom Lee, the financial Nostradamus who once predicted Bitcoin would hit “$25,000 by the end of 2018” (it didn’t), is back with fresh prophecies-this time for 2026. 🎭 According to him, next year could be “one of the most attractive setups for investors in years,” which is what he probably mutters to his reflection every morning while adjusting his “In Crypto We Trust” tie.
Lee’s crystal ball-likely purchased from the same shop that sells “I told you so” mugs-points to U.S. monetary policy as the savior. After three years of tighter conditions than my jeans after Thanksgiving, he thinks liquidity will finally improve. Because nothing says “bull market” like a new Fed chair and the collective sigh of traders who’ve been holding their breath since 2023.
The Crypto Rollercoaster: From Dumpster Fire to Moon Mission 🚀
Despite Bitcoin’s recent performance resembling a deflated bounce house, Lee insists the fundamentals are “building strongly.” Institutional demand is up, exchange supplies are down, and somewhere, a crypto influencer is filming a “BUY THE DIP” video from their Lambo (leased).
“Crypto has disappointed many investors over the past few months,” Lee said, “but fundamentals are building strongly.” Translation: “Please stop emailing me death threats.”
Bitcoin, now the darling of institutional investors (who definitely didn’t call it a “fraud” in 2017), could reclaim $100,000 by year-end. Ethereum, meanwhile, might hit $7,000-$9,000, or as Lee calls it, “enough to cover gas fees for three whole transactions.”
The Halving: Because Scarcity Worked So Well for Beanie Babies 🧸
Lee warns of a Bitcoin “supply shock,” which sounds terrifying until you realize it just means fewer coins for Elon to tweet about. The halving has throttled new supply, while demand keeps rising-basic economics, or as crypto bros call it, “wen moon?”
MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor chimed in: “There’s no second best. Demand is exponential, supply is fixed, the math is inevitable.” Spoken like a man who’s all in on Bitcoin… and possibly hiding from his board of directors.
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2025-12-01 11:38