Hold onto your crypto wallets, kids! Webull (NASDAQ: BULL) just decided it was time to put the “bull” back in bullish, reintegrating cryptocurrency trading into its U.S. app like it’s bringing avocado toast back to brunch. Now, any U.S. resident with a pulse can open a Webull Pay account and trade over 50 digital assets-including the classics like bitcoin, ether, and solana-without the need to juggle more apps than a millennial’s dating portfolio. 🚀
Apparently, someone at Webull finally got tired of managing more apps than a suburban soccer mom’s carpool schedule, so they’ve restored 24/7, real-time crypto trading-no separate Webull Pay app required (goodbye, app clutter, hello, semi-organized chaos)! Now your ability to YOLO your portfolio into stocks, options, and assorted digital currencies is as streamlined as your favorite pair of yoga pants. Webull execs are selling this change as “reducing friction.” Translation: less time to mess things up, more time to blame the market. Crypto is officially living rent-free in diversified investment strategies, and aside from the U.S. and Brazil, it’ll be unleashed on new markets soon. Imagine: every holiday dinner table conversation, now featuring a cousin explaining how he’s “up 300% in solana.” 🤑
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2025-08-26 12:57