Oh, how the times have changed! Vaultz Capital, the great and mighty publicly-listed entity, has decided that what the world truly needs right now is… more Bitcoin! Yes, you read that correctly! In a recent fundraising frenzy, the company secured a cool £1 million—enough to make any sensible person wonder, “What on Earth are they going to do with it?” Well, fear not, dear reader, for Vaultz has a plan: buy more Bitcoin! And they’re not just buying Bitcoin from the corner shop, no! They’re securing it for their reserves like a pirate hoarding treasure. Arrr!
In a press release, the digital asset-operating giants revealed that they issued a staggering 6,060,607 new ordinary shares—each one valued at precisely one pence! Yes, one pence! We’re all truly stunned by this level of financial wizardry. In total, the issuance has raised £1 million—or $1.34 million in capital funding. A small fortune, no? And all of it will go straight into their Bitcoin Treasury Strategy. Because, clearly, the more Bitcoin you have, the more successful you are in life. Isn’t that how it works?
These shiny new shares will be available for trading on the AQSE Growth Market. Mark your calendars, folks! The grand admission is set for around July 17, so prepare for a frenzy of activity in the stock market, or perhaps… not? It’s hard to tell these days.
Vaultz Capital made it clear: the funds raised from this sale are intended for “operational costs” (you know, like buying more Bitcoin), all in the name of their BTC Treasury Strategy. Because, apparently, Bitcoin is the answer to everything. Who needs a diversified portfolio when you can just have more Bitcoin?
The sale will be managed by Global Investment Strategy U.K. Limited, which will act as the bookrunner, while Cairn Financial Advisers will oversee the AQSE Corporate Advising. If you don’t know what that means, don’t worry—neither do we.
And for the grand finale, here’s the juicy bit: since the announcement, Vaultz Capital shares have surged by a whopping 2.01%! Not bad, eh? Each share is now valued at $16.89. Watch out, Wall Street!
Once this latest issuance takes place, Vaultz Capital will boast a total of 129,265,196 shares. But hold on to your hats, because they’ve made it clear that they don’t actually hold any of their own shares. You know, because that would be just too simple. Who needs to own their own shares when you can just create more?
Alex Appleton, the CEO of Vaultz, had this to say: “We’re thrilled to have completed another successful £1 million raise. Our balance sheet is looking healthier than ever, and it’s clear that investors are all-in on our vision and execution.” Oh, what a beautiful vision it must be, filled with Bitcoin and dreams of grandeur.
Since May, Vaultz Capital has been on a mission to build its Bitcoin treasury, aiming to become “a leading corporate holder of Bitcoin.” And as of July 14, Vaultz owns 50 BTC in its corporate holdings, boasting a jaw-dropping profit and loss margin of 14.24%. The average value of each BTC? A mere $107,320—pocket change, right?
And in the latest twist of fate, Bitcoin has soared to new heights, shattering its previous all-time high (ATH) and passing the $120,000 mark. It’s now on the verge of hitting $123k, like an unstoppable freight train racing toward riches. 🚂💰
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2025-07-14 12:40