Well, well, well, another eventful week in the crazy world of financial markets. And this time, it’s especially wild in the crypto realm, as the US Federal Reserve decided to chop interest rates for the third time in 2025. Because why not, right? Let’s keep this rollercoaster going!
Before we get to the Fed’s latest brainwave, let’s talk about Bitcoin, that ever-volatile digital diva. BTC had been flirting with the $94,000 mark for the past month, getting rejected like a bad date, before tumbling under $88,000 last week. A dramatic drop, but just when we thought the bulls were napping, they woke up and pushed BTC back above $90,000. Not bad, not bad at all.
But wait, it gets better! On Tuesday, just before the all-important Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting, Bitcoin went on a rampage, surging to a multi-week high of $94,500. However, just like that awkward moment at a party when everyone suddenly stops dancing, BTC got rejected again, and came crashing back to $89,500. Yikes. But the bulls, ever the optimists, didn’t give up and pushed it back above $90,000, even briefly crossing $92,000. As of now, it’s sitting pretty with a small but sweet 1.1% weekly gain. I guess that’s something.
Meanwhile, HYPE is having a rough week, slumping over 7%. But hey, who cares about HYPE when ZEC is on fire? ZEC is doing its best impression of a superhero, surging more than 18% this week to hit $460. Perhaps it’s the underdog we’ve all been waiting for?
Market Data

Market Cap: $3.230T | 24H Vol: $129B | BTC Dominance: 57%
BTC: $92,350 (+1.1%) | ETH: $3,240 (+3.6%) | XRP: $2.04 (-1.3%)
This Week’s Crypto Headlines You Can’t Miss
Terra’s Fall Comes Full Circle: Do Kwon Hit With 15-Year Prison Term in US Court. After more than three years of watching the Terra ecosystem implode like a bad reality TV show, its founder, Do Kwon, was sentenced to a 15-year prison term. Talk about a dramatic plot twist!
YouTube Enables PayPal Stablecoin Payments for Content Creators. The world’s favorite place to procrastinate (aka YouTube) has teamed up with PayPal to offer stablecoin payments for content creators. So, if you’re into creating videos about cats doing the moonwalk, now you can be paid in crypto. Or maybe just continue making your content about crypto. It’s all very circular.
Satoshi Nakamoto Lands on Wall Street: NYSE Unveils New Statue. Who knew that the mysterious figure behind Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto, would make their grand entrance at the New York Stock Exchange? They’ve been immortalized in statue form. Because, clearly, that’s what every cryptic genius needs – a statue at the NYSE.
Coinbase Launches Solana DEX Trading for 100M Users. Coinbase, the exchange that never stops innovating (or perhaps just trying to keep up with the competition), has introduced decentralized exchange (DEX) trading for Solana. Now, 100 million users can get their hands on every Solana token without waiting for official listings. Hurry, they might run out of tokens!
Strategy Announces a Huge Bitcoin Purchase, It Now Holds Over 660,000 BTC. Well, someone’s got deep pockets. The largest corporate holder of Bitcoin just dropped a cool $960 million to add over 10,000 BTC to its stash. The total? Over 660,000 BTC. Seems like they’re really into Bitcoin. Like, REALLY into it.
HashKey Seeks Historic IPO as Hong Kong Bets Big on Regulated Crypto. Meanwhile, HashKey Holdings is stepping into the spotlight with an IPO filing, potentially becoming the first publicly listed crypto exchange in Hong Kong. It’s a historic move that could reshape the way we think about regulated crypto. Or it could just be another chapter in the long, strange saga of crypto exchanges.
Charts
This week, we have a thrilling chart analysis of Ethereum, Ripple, Cardano, Binance Coin, and Hyperliquid. Click here for the complete price analysis. Spoiler: It’s mostly up, down, and sideways. Pretty much like every other chart!
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