Bitcoin’s getting a VIP pass to retirement accounts, thanks to Trump’s latest executive order-and Robert Kiyosaki is here for it. Let’s unpack this chaos. 🤷♂️
Robert Kiyosaki & Bitcoin: A Love Story Accelerated by Trump’s 401(k) Overhaul 💔
Robert Kiyosaki, the man who wrote Rich Dad Poor Dad (a book that’s either life-changing or just really good at selling gold coins, depending on who you ask), is throwing confetti over a new executive order. President Trump, in a move that’s either genius or a masterclass in political theatrics, signed a directive to let 401(k)s play with digital assets, private equity, and real estate. Kiyosaki? He’s here for it. 🎉
The order, dubbed “Democratizing Access to Alternative Assets for 401(k) Investors,” sounds like something a bureaucrat wrote after a 12-hour coffee bender. But hey, if it means more people can invest in crypto, who are we to complain? (Spoiler: everyone who’s not Robert Kiyosaki.)
Kiyosaki, ever the contrarian, has made it clear he’s not a fan of “vanilla” investments. On X, he dropped his usual hot takes like they’re free samples at Costco: “Mutual funds and ETFs? Those are for ‘losers.’” Instead, he’s championing this new era of 401(k) freedom, where you can finally diversify into things that don’t sound like they belong in a spreadsheet. His words, not mine: mutual funds = basic. 🤡
Trump’s ‘XO’ (whatever that means) is basically a golden ticket for ‘smarter’ investors to stuff their 401(k)s with crypto, real estate, and precious metals. If you’re not doing your homework, though? Stick to mutual funds. Or don’t. Your call. 🎓
Kiyosaki also dropped a not-so-subtle hint about discipline: “If you’re too lazy to study, just keep buying those ETFs.” Fair. But let’s be real-most of us just scroll TikTok for “investment advice.” Not judged. Anyway, he wrapped it up with a love letter to bitcoin, because of course he did:
“Trump’s XO treats investors like adults. Which is great for my gold, silver, and bitcoin. Also, fiat currencies? Total joke. The dollar’s a house of cards. 🏗️🔥”
For years, Kiyosaki’s been warning that BTC is your financial umbrella in a storm of inflation and crumbling dollars. This executive order? Just another brick in Bitcoin’s path to retirement-account stardom. Because nothing says “financial security” like trusting a digital ledger more than your government. 🚨
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2025-09-21 03:28