The Devil’s Own Luck: XRP ETFs Summon $55 Million in a Week!

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As the calendar flipped to 2026, XRP ETFs swaggered into the scene like a devil’s violin at a monastery auction 🎻💸. But this week? They’ve outdone themselves, conjuring the largest weekly inflow of the year, according to the soothsayers at SosoValue. Behold the spectacle!

America’s XRP spot ETFs lassoed a jaw-dropping $55.71 million last week-enough to make Midas blush 💰🔮. Their treasure chest now bulges with $1.51 billion, a sum so vast it could fund a small nation’s coffee addiction ☕️🇺🇳.

Seventeen Million and Counting… (Yes, We’re Sure We’re Not Dreaming)

In a twist that left analysts clutching their pearls, XRP ETFs guzzled $17.06 million in their latest session. Cumulative inflows now loom at $1.27 billion-a number so large, it’s basically a typo 🤑🔢.

Institutional investors, meanwhile, clung to their seats like passengers in a runaway carriage 🚂🛑, undeterred by XRP’s price gyrations. The asset, for its part, performed a drunken waltz on the charts 🕺📉, yet the ETFs marched on, unbothered.

Trading volumes? Farcical. A staggering $22 million changed hands by January 15-enough to buy a modest island nation 🏝️👑. Retail investors, no doubt, watched in awe as their meager savings wept into the void 😢📉.

The Canary That Didn’t Sing (Or: Betrayal at Dawn)

But lo! Not all was merry in the kingdom. The Canary XRP ETF, true to its name, fled the coop-spitting out $659,000 like a cursed peach pit 🐦💸. A lone dissenter in a chorus of greed?

Yet fear not! Bitwise and Grayscale rose as titans, each swallowing over $7 million like twin dragons hoarding gold 👹📉. A minor outflow here and there? Pfft. Sacrifice a demon and call it a day!

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2026-01-16 22:54