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Wintermute, that paragon of financial innovation, has heroically charged into the digital commodities arena, offering institutional clients the thrill of trading tokenized gold. Because nothing says “modern finance” like turning a shiny rock into a digital bauble.

gold ownership, now with 90% less vault and 100% more blockchain jargon.

Industry data reveals tokenized gold surged to $5.4 billion by February 2026-a mere 80% spike. Because nothing says “stability” like a market that triples in three months. Wintermute’s CEO, Evgeny Gaevoy, with the optimism of a man who’s never owned a piggy bank, predicts $15 billion by 2026. Institutional demand, he claims, is the driving force. Or perhaps it’s the irresistible allure of adding “tokenized” to quarterly reports.

Growth outlook and institutional interest (Or: How to sound profound while repeating “trust the process”)

Trading volumes in Q4 2025 hit $126 billion, outpacing several major ETFs. Analysts credit 24-hour trading-because nothing spells “financial revolution” like buying gold at 3 a.m. while in your pajamas. Real-time pricing, they say, is the key. Because investors simply must know the exact value of their gold while binge-watching crypto YouTube.

Despite crypto’s recent nosedive, tokenized gold remains the darling of stability-seeking investors. Wintermute’s launch is a bold step toward institutional respectability-though one wonders if “respectable” is the word they’re looking for.

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