It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single enterprise possessed of a handsome fortune in coins must be in want of a new acquisition. Mr. Michael Saylor’s Strategy continues its steady flirtation with Bitcoin, adding 855 BTC to its coffers, valued at about $75.3 million at an average of roughly $87,974 per coin. One suspects the transaction will be the subject of many a parlor conjecture, and perhaps a few mathematicians’ sighs of relief at the stabilization of such arithmetic.
As of the first of February, 2026, the concern now holds a total of 713,502 Bitcoin. In aggregate, Strategy has invested about $54.26 billion in Bitcoin, at an average price of $76,052 per BTC, a record of persistent confidence that might provoke, in a more sentimental age, a spirited blush upon any ledger-keeper’s countenance.
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2026-02-02 16:36