Ah, the world of high finance, digital dreams, and endless human folly! Brian Armstrong, the enigmatic captain of Coinbase, proclaimed with a tremor of hope and perhaps a hint of desperation, that the crypto market structure bill now basks in the warm glow of bipartisan affection in the Senate. Could it pass by November? The suspense is almost tragicomic. 🤯
agreement across party lines. According to him, the ink on the majority of decisions may soon grace the draft text-an artifact as anticipated as a Dostoevskian plot twist.
“We had wonderful dialogues with both Democrats and Republicans today,” Armstrong confided, his eyes alight with bureaucratic fervor, “and lo, there is strong bipartisan support and a will to bring forth market structural legislation.”
Armstrong’s vision is poetic in its ambition: to pass the bill by Thanksgiving and echo the GENIUS Act’s miraculous market performance. After Trump’s signing in July 2025, stablecoin adoption soared as if blessed by divine economic providence.
“It allowed the U.S. dollar to dance across the globe in all these denominated accounts,” Armstrong said, with a touch of the ironic, “and now they hope to orchestrate a similar ballet with market structure.”
Ah, but the plot thickens! The leaked Democratic DeFi proposal, a shadowy draft drifting through the internet like a specter, raised alarms among traders. Armstrong, ever the melodramatic defender of digital freedom, labeled it “a bad proposal” with a wry shake of his head-innovation, he warned, must not be shackled.
Post-meeting, he reassured that the draft was more phantom than reality and stressed that true regulation should target centralized custodians, not the anarchic spirits of decentralized finance.
Armstrong’s optimism was almost tragically comedic: the bill could see committee approval in November, merging with the House’s Clarity bill and perhaps-just perhaps-landing on the president’s desk like a celestial decree.
Coinbase’s Philosophical Musings on Market Structure
Coinbase, in its solemn wisdom, supports the emerging U.S. crypto market-structure legislation while keeping a wary eye on overzealous clauses. Armstrong sees this as a pivotal moment, a sort of Promethean fire granting clarity to digital assets, potentially unlocking the chained spirits of innovation and institutional intrigue.
The prior circulating draft raised eyebrows and sighs: burdens on protocols, a reach that even Icarus would envy. Yet, Coinbase insists on the necessity of regulatory clarity as the engine of growth in this labyrinthine market. In June 2025, their Monthly Outlook heralded the bill as a key development shaping the crypto cosmos.
Whether defining the power struggle between the SEC and CFTC or distinguishing the various species of digital assets, Armstrong believes such clarity is essential. Without it, institutional participation and mainstream adoption might remain as ephemeral as a Dostoevskian character’s fleeting happiness. 😏
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