Ah, the SEC, that grand orchestrator of financial fates, has deigned to sprinkle a pinch of crypto dust upon Wall Street’s staid shoulders.
On a day when the winds of February whispered secrets of change, the financial regulator-with a flourish of its quill-proclaimed that broker-dealers might henceforth apply a mere 2% “haircut” to their stablecoin dalliances. A haircut, you ask? But of course, that quaint ritual where institutions sacrifice a sliver of their assets to the gods of market risk, lest the fickle markets turn their backs.
The SEC’s Stablecoin Serenade: A Broker’s Ballet
Once upon a time, a 100% haircut loomed like a guillotine over stablecoins, rendering them as useful as a poet in a boardroom. Imagine, if you will, a financial firm clutching $1 million in digital dollars, only to have it locked away like a misbehaving child in a time-out. Ah, the irony of progress!
Yesterday, the Division of Trading and Markets-those unsung bards of bureaucracy-issued an FAQ, declaring that a 2% haircut on stablecoins would no longer be a sin against capital.
Link to the FAQ ➡️
– U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (@SECGov) February 20, 2026
And so, the chains were loosened, and institutional crypto trading ceased to be a financial leper, banished to the wilderness of unprofitability.
With a stroke of regulatory grace, stablecoins now waltz alongside traditional money market funds, their economic status elevated from pariah to peer. How the tables turn!
“Another step in the right direction,” SEC Chair Paul Atkins intoned, his voice dripping with the gravitas of a man who knows the weight of his words. “Barriers removed, access unlocked-the on-chain markets await their suitors.”
But lo, this pivot is not mere whimsy! It is tethered to the GENIUS Act, a legislative behemoth that demands stablecoins be backed 1:1 and scrubbed clean of money laundering’s taint. A stern father, this act, with rules stricter than a Victorian headmaster.
Commissioner Hester Peirce, ever the sage, noted that these reserves are even more tightly bound than those of government money market funds. “Justification,” she murmured, “for the reduced penalty.”
“Stablecoins, those digital darlings, are the lifeblood of blockchain’s veins,” Peirce proclaimed. “With them, broker-dealers shall dance in a broader ballet of tokenized securities and crypto assets.”
And so, the likes of Circle’s USDC may soon find themselves courted by firms in the $6 trillion sector, their fortunes swelling like a poet’s ego after a single compliment.
The industry, ever dramatic, erupted in jubilation. Exodus CEO JP Richardson, with a flourish worthy of Shakespeare, declared it the crypto victory of the year. “Tokenized treasuries, equities, on-chain settlement-all viable overnight!” he cried, his voice echoing through the digital halls.
“Brokers, beware! Build your stablecoin infrastructure, lest you be left behind like a forgotten sonnet in a drawer of prose,” he warned, his words a call to arms.
And so, the SEC’s pro-crypto symphony continues, each regulation a note in a grand composition. A digital asset task force, “Project Crypto”-all to crown the US as the crypto capital of the world. Ah, ambition! How it stirs the soul.
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2026-02-21 16:10