Scandalous Telegram Scams Hijack Monad’s Airdrop! 😈

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Oh, the audacity of these digital dastards! Malicious actors, ever the uninvited guests at the grand ball, have targeted Monad’s official Telegram channel with advertisements that so brazenly ape the project’s imminent claim portal. 🎭

In a dispatch on X, worthy of a society scandal, Monad co-founder Keone Hon has issued a clarion call: beware the clicking of ads in our hallowed channel! These rogues have procured Telegram spots that slither into the project’s exclusive announcement sanctum-a realm hitherto pristine, reserved solely for Monad’s own proclamations. 😤

“Crazy that Telegram will push content directly into a channel that otherwise only contains content from one party,” Hon remarked, with the dry wit of one observing a fox in the henhouse. 🦊

This perfidy unfolds just before the much-heralded Monad airdrop, set to grace us at 1:00 pm UTC on Tuesday. As scoundrels seek to prey upon the feverish throng eyeing the claim portal, Hon sagely counsels: no need for haste, my dears. “Do not act with urgency, and always triple-verify before doing anything,” he penned, a beacon against phishing folly. Fear not the rush; the portal lingers open for a leisurely three weeks. 🐢😂

Monad’s Token Dances to a $7 Billion Valuation on Hyperliquid-Before the Ball Even Begins! 💃💰

Even sans its official token generation event, the embryonic MON token cavorts on Hyperliquid’s perpetual futures market at a tantalizing $0.07, whispering of a fully diluted valuation nigh on $7 billion-given its 100 billion token bounty. What foresight, what frenzy! 🎪

This precocious pricing bespeaks the breathless anticipation for its mainnet soiree and its audacious bid to outshine fellow high-performance blockchain luminaries. Ah, the drama! 🌟

Monad, that elegant layer-1 blockchain, pledges fealty to the Ethereum Virtual Machine whilst enhancing scalability and throughput to dizzying heights. It boasts up to 10,000 transactions per second with finality as swift as a whispered secret, courtesy of parallel execution and a consensus layer honed to perfection. ⚡

Monad declares victory over the blockchain trilemma-that tiresome notion wherein networks must forsake one virtue for two: scalability, security, or decentralization. How delightfully presumptuous! 😉

Faux Ads: A Flagrant Flout of Telegram’s Decorum! 📜🤦‍♂️

Though these counterfeit enticements wormed their way into Telegram’s venerable infrastructure, they flagrantly trample the platform’s Ad Policies and Guidelines-like debutantes trampling etiquette at a Viennese waltz. 💃

Such infractions encompass deceptive advertising, content chicanery, spam sorcery, hacking hijinks, and the hawking of pernicious financial phantoms. 😈

Telegram sternly forbids phishing lures in its ads. “Ads must not promote phishing, including services that trick a user into providing personal or other information,” the platform intones, with all the gravity of a dowager’s decree. 🎩

Alas, while Telegram’s edicts gleam with propriety, the Monad misadventure underscores the crying need for sharper ad scrutiny-lest phishing phantoms continue their merry dance unchecked. 😂🛡️

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2025-10-14 12:49