Ripple’s January XRP shenanigans are done, thanks to on-chain data. Because nothing says “omicron,” like 700 million tokens going back into escrow like it’s a very expensive savings account. 💸
The company returned that glorious 700M to escrow post-1st January unlock, which, spoiler, completely stopped the market. Because theatrics. 🎭
34 Billion Tokens? Spoiler: Plot Twist
Per XRP_Liquidity’s heroics (good for them), the 34.185 billion still in escrow is now “declassified.” Which means, as always, Ripple’s San Francisco lair holds the keys to crypto’s most dramatic pension fund vibes. 🛠️
After the “monthly unlock” (aka, touching the tokens like a Bond villain in a Mark Cuban wig), the relocking began. Routine stuff, as long as the “routine” involves billions and feelings. 🤡
For context, 2025 was just a drama-filled rom-com with split transactions and time travel vibes. Next month’s episode? A timely return of 700M XRP to escrow. Spoiler: The remaining 33.885B will loom over the market like a very rich uncle with poor fragrance. 👔
Current circulating supply? 65.78B XRP. Meanwhile, 14.2M are forever gone-burnt, buried, and/or turned into a very sad NFT. 🔥
A Memo So Burnt It’s Trending
Per U.Today’s trusty sleuthing, someone memed Ripple’s escrow so hard on-chain that it sent the XRP community into existential dread (April Fools? Not in crypto, hun). The memo claimed Ripple “dumped $8B on retail investors.” Kudos to the troll who weaponized xrpl’s text-embedding feature into a sarcastic time bomb. 🧨
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2026-01-04 13:23