Ripple’s Larsen Dumps $200M XRP: ‘Still Buying? You’re the Exit Liquidity!’ 😂📉

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In the grand tradition of self-sabotage and financial theatrics, Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen has reportedly offloaded $200 million worth of XRP tokens over the past ten days, a spectacle that would make even Shakespeare’s most tragic protagonists blush. One might call it a “dump,” but in the crypto world, it’s a masterclass in exit strategy. Or, as analyst J.A. Maartun so generously put it on X: “Still buying? You’re the exit liquidity. He’s dumping on you. Think twice.” A sentiment as welcome as a tax audit at a champagne brunch. 🍇💸

Forbes, that paragon of financial wisdom, informs us that Larsen’s net worth remains a modest $10.8 billion, securing him the 264th spot on the global rich list. A truly modest achievement, one might say, given his initial 9.5 billion XRP allocation from 2012’s pre-mine. Now, he’s down to 2.8 billion tokens. A financial tightrope walker, perhaps? Or just a man with a flair for the dramatic. 🤡

Meanwhile, XRP’s recent performance has been a rollercoaster for the faint of heart. U.Today reports its worst daily drop since April, with the token briefly teetering below $3 before bulls mounted a valiant—yet ultimately futile—attempt to regain ground. A performance that would make a circus elephant proud. 🐘📉

And so, the crypto circus continues, with Larsen as both ringmaster and jester, tossing tokens like confetti while the audience claps and screams, “More! More!” 🎪

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2025-07-24 23:47