In a fit of pique, the enigmatic crypto pundit Bitlord has castigated Ripple‘s executives, Brad Garlinghouse and Chris Larsen, for what he claims is a wanton dumping of XRP. The self-proclaimed market oracle has gone so far as to threaten dire consequences if the founders do not cease their alleged financial treachery. 📉💸
Crypto Pundit Accuses Ripple Executives Of Dumping XRP
On the hallowed platform of X, Bitlord issued a warning as dire as a Victorian sermon, declaring that the current XRP price is as unseemly as a parlor trick. He lamented that the altcoin should be soaring, yet the “founders” (a term he uses with the reverence of a priest) are allegedly selling. “What sorcery is this?” he wails, as if the market itself were a rogue servant. 🤔
He then posited that Ripple, in its current state, is as profitable as a gilded teacup-cracked and useless. The pundit opined that competition has driven the company to liquidate its XRP holdings, a move he likens to a man fleeing a burning house while clutching a bag of feathers. He mused that XRP’s glory days may be over, and he’s contemplating selling all his holdings. A community member named Tim, ever the optimist, reminded him of Ripple’s payment solutions, bank adoptions, and ETFs-catalysts that, in Tim’s view, will surely reignite the token’s ascent. 🚀
Bitlord, ever the skeptic, retorted that no government would trust Ripple’s tech when Eric Trump (a name that sounds like a joke, but perhaps not) is vying for dominance. He also suggested banks would rather build their own payment rails than rely on Ripple’s, a claim as plausible as a unicorn’s endorsement. The pundit further dismissed Ripple’s partnerships, calling them as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🐎
In another X post, Bitlord revealed he’s moving a “relatively small portion” of his XRP to exchanges. This, he claims, is to “show Ripple who’s boss.” He gave Garlinghouse and Larsen 24 hours to stop dumping, or he’ll do it himself. A deadline as strict as a Regency-era curfew. ⏳
Ripple Unlocks 1 Billion XRP From Escrow
Notably, Bitlord’s tirade coincides with Ripple’s unlocking of 1 billion XRP from escrow. On-chain data reveals the firm then locked 700 million back, leaving 300 million in circulation. A dance of liquidity as intricate as a waltz. Meanwhile, three whales moved 236 million, 230 million, and 257 million XRP to unknown wallets-a move that could signal accumulation or a prelude to chaos. 🐟
Crypto analyst Ali Martinez recently claimed whales have bought 340 million XRP over two weeks, a bullish outlook as convincing as a fortune-teller’s prophecy. At the time of writing, XRP trades at $2.79, up 3% in 24 hours. A flicker of hope in a sea of despair. 🌊
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2025-09-02 15:57