Seventy-five billion dollars. That’s a number that rolls off the tongue like a dust bunny under the bed – big, kinda bothersome, and you wonder how it got there in the first place. Revolut, that fancy digital bank, just went and did it. Sold off some pieces of itself for that much dough. Seems folks are still tossin’ money at these new-fangled bankin’ contraptions. Makes you wonder if they’re buildin’ somethin’ real, or just a house of cards with a slick app.
- So, the workers got to cash out some stock. Good for them. Though, I reckon a fella could buy a whole lot of beans and a small ranch with that kinda money.
- They got permits to mess with money in Mexico, Colombia, India, and even those fancy Europeans. Expansion, they call it. I call it spreadin’ the wealth…or at least the opportunity to lose it.
- Seems all these crypto fellas are rushin’ to get listed on the stock market. Like a bunch of chickens headin’ for the feed. Investors are gobblin’ it up, bless their hearts.
Revolut, started back in ’15 – not even long enough to properly age a good whiskey – is now movin’ money around the globe on their little digital platform. They do bankin’, payin’, investin’, and messin’ with those digital tokens. They claim their income went up something fierce- a 72% jump to four billion smackers, and a profit jump of 149% to 1.4 billion. Enough to make a fella dizzy, it is.
Sixty-Five Million Folks and Countin’
They brag about havin’ over 65 million customers. That’s a lot of folks trustin’ their hard-earned cash to a computer program. And their business side is makin’ a billion a year, too. A billion. It’s enough to make you question what you’ve been doin’ with your life. 🤔
They got licenses to operate in Mexico and Colombia, and are lookin’ at India. Like a tumbleweed rollin’ across the plains, aimin’ to land wherever the wind blows.
And those Europeans, with all their rules and regulations, gave ’em the thumbs-up to play with those crypto-things under some new set of laws called MiCA. Makes you wonder what kinda hoops they had to jump through. Must’ve been a lot of paperwork.
There’s talk they might list their stock in London and New York, but nobody knows when. Seems like everyone wants a piece of the action these days.
All these other crypto companies are jumpin’ on the stock market bandwagon too. Circle, Figure, Gemini…and even that Kraken supposedly wants a piece. It’s enough to make a body think the gold rush is back, only this time, it’s digital. đź’¸
BitGo and Grayscale want in on the fun, too. A whole passel of digital money-movers rushin’ to get their shares bought and sold. Just shows you, maybe there’s somethin’ to this whole digital money thing after all…or maybe it’s just a good story for a fella to tell.
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2025-11-25 08:51