Pi’s $0.23 Fiasco & GCV Hype Debacle 😂

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Pi Network is the crypto world’s version of a teenager who thinks they’re invincible. Still lagging behind the market’s recovery while altcoins flex their gains. Meanwhile, the GCV rumor mill reboots like it’s 2019 and everyone still believes in cryptocurrency ponzi schemes. 😅

GCV Rumors (2023’s Most Creative Fantasy) Blamed on a Date: November 28th or “The Day Pi Tried to Be a Zillow Listing.”

Behold, the rumor: “After 11/28, Pi’s GCV is now a magical $314,159-like it’s some crypto alchemy pizza night.” 🍕 Insert futurologist here.

A crypto sage (whose name is not “Dr. Googly Eyes”) popped the bubble, declaring, “If you can snap a price into existence, why hasn’t Dogecoin turned into a Tesla stock?!” 🚗 He stressed: Pi’s true worth is $0.23, which is roughly what you’d pay for a juice box and a second date.

“The GCV cult?It’s damaging the project worse than a TikTok diet fad,” he sighed. “Pi is $0.23. Growth? That’s a slow drip, not a sprinkler stolen from a Hozier concert.” 🕯️

Pi’s Price: A Mild Uptick That Feels Like the Crypto Equivalent of a Participation Trophy

Pi’s up 4.43% to $0.2483. Chart nerds are rejoicing like they won a raffle-with a market cap of $2.07B and $27M in daily volume. Congrats, you’ve mastered the art of “meh.”

One whale hoarding 381 million Pi (aka “I’m buying all the emojis”) is shielding the price from collapse. Merchants are giving Map of Pi 2.0 a lukewarm “might try it after the coffee rush.” But guess what? Pi is still wallowing below $0.26. Bulls need to defend $0.24 like it’s the last can of sprite in a zombie apocalypse. 🧟‍♂️

Reality check: Pi’s not a mansion-it’s a studio you acquired in a suspiciously timed NFT drop. The future? Depends on utility, adoption, and prayers to the “we’ve got a roadmap” deity. 🙏

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2025-11-26 09:22