Oh, Pi Network. The crypto equivalent of waiting for paint to dry-except sometimes the paint was toxic and the drying system… well, let’s just say it was a saga. For years, folks watched, waited, and wondered whether Pi was the blockchain El Dorado or just a clever way to pass the time during a global existential crisis. Finally, in early 2025, they threw open the doors-finally, areal launch, with all the fanfare of a modest office party and none of the alcohol.
The vitriol about delays and KYC procedures-those ran like a bad Netflix series-are now apparently in the rearview mirror. The launch was a smooth, triumphant event, as if the platform had been secretly running for years underground, just waiting for the right moment to unveil its “big reveal.” Millions have now braved the KYC gauntlet, which, I’m told, is a bit like trying to get into an exclusive club-except the dress code is fingerprint scans and government-issued ID. Glamorous, no? 🤷♂️
According to some page that sounds like a gossip column, what’s next for Pi? Wildly ambitious: exploding utility apps! Because nothing says “trust in the system” like a privacy-first dating app where identities are only revealed if both parties agree. Romantic, yet a little dystopian. 🌹🤖
The real game-changer, though, will be when people start actually using Pi for real-world stuff-buying stuff, trading services, solving life’s little problems. You know, the things we all need. Until then, it’s mostly tech hype and hope.
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– Pi News (@PiNewsMedia) December 13, 2025
Are Utility Apps the Future? Probably, or Maybe Not
Utility apps-those magic little tools designed to make your life barely less frustrating-are apparently the next step in Pi’s master plan. The recent hackathon looks like a preview of a very niche, very ambitious app store, with a flair for the clandestine. The top prize was Blind_Lounge, a dating app that’s more skewed towards ‘trust no one’ than Tinder on a bad day. It’s privacy-central-connect, chat, and only reveal who you are if both of you decide to do so. It’s like Tinder, but with more paranoia.
Another standout was Starmax, a loyalty app that rewards you for spending Pi-because who doesn’t want to earn points for buying a coffee? Meanwhile, Workflet is a cozy little workspace platform, and PallyPay and SimpleJoy help split bills or entertain you with online games, respectively. Basically, Pi’s trying to cover all bases-social, monetary, and recreational-just in case the whole “cryptocurrency” thing doesn’t take off.
Pi’s Price-Yawn or Drama?
Now, about the money-sadly, Pi’s value has been playing hide and seek. Just as it seemed to gear up for a run at $0.30, it’s back down in the trenches at around $0.20. The recent dips make watching Pi’s price as thrilling as a roast chicken-predictably dull but still somehow stressful. Its all-time low was $0.172, and ChatGPT (yes, I have AI friends) says we might see a new low if it drops below the elusive $0.18-$0.19 support level. So yeah, buy low, sell high-unless you like losing sleep.
All in all, Pi seems to be teetering on the edge of something-maybe universal utility, maybe just another crypto footnote. But at least it gives us good story material for the next coffee break. ☕💸
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2025-12-14 13:50