Penguins on a Sphere?! 🐧 Seriously?

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So, these… penguins. Pudgy Penguins, they call ‘em. Digital collectibles. Right. Anyway, apparently someone thought it was a brilliant idea to put them on that giant ball in Vegas? The Sphere? I mean, what is that thing even for? It’s distracting drivers! And now it’s showing penguins. 🙄

  • The price of PENGU – yes, that’s the token – went up a little. Like, 7.5%. Thrilling.
  • They’re the second crypto thing on that sphere. After Crypto.com. Which, let’s be honest, is just… underwhelming.

The price was going down, down, down – 18% this month! A disaster! But then, BAM! Penguins on a sphere and suddenly it goes up? I’m telling you, the market is irrational. Completely irrational. It’s like people just see a cartoon penguin and throw money at it. 🤦‍♂️

These Pudgy Penguins are from 2021. 2021! That’s like, ages ago in crypto years. But somehow, they’re still around. It’s baffling. Honestly, it’s probably just people with too much money. It always is.

PENGU is… a token. It lets you do things. Like access digital experiences. And govern. It’s complicated. Who needs governance when you have penguins? Exactly.

It went up 6% yesterday, then… well, it went back down a little. Because that’s what things do. They go up, they go down. It’s a vicious cycle. Meanwhile, other coins are just… existing. Ethereum, BNB, XRP, Solana. So boring. 😴

Pudgy Penguins becomes the second to feature on the sphere

So, they put these penguins on the biggest screen in the world. Which is apparently a tourist thing. Distracting tourists. That’s what it is. Millions of people looking at penguins instead of, you know, their families. 😒

They’re only the second “crypto-native” thing to be on there. Crypto.com, and now… penguins. It’s a real melting pot of revolutionary finance, isn’t it? I guess the Sphere’s really picky. They wouldn’t let Dogwifhat – I don’t even want to know what that is – get a spot.

Dogwifhat people tried to raise money, they got like $700,000! For a penguin-shaped hole in the Sphere. They failed. Good. It’s just… too much. 😩

Five hundred thousand dollars! They spent half a million dollars on a penguin ad campaign! What could you do with half a million dollars? I could get a really good deli sandwich. Repeatedly.

“Touching the hearts and minds of everyday consumers?” Really? With penguins? I highly doubt that. I bet most people just think it’s a screensaver gone wrong.

This isn’t the first time something good happened to PENGU when they “went mainstream.” Apparently, they mentioned it in some company’s report and the price went up. It’s like they’re rewarding mediocrity. 🤷‍♂️

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2025-12-25 11:15