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Supposedly, he will help shape the fate of markets, guiding them as a captain steers a ship through treacherous waters – or perhaps a fool’s errand, depending on how one views the unpredictable currents of modern finance. Those who support him trust in his ability, which, in this case, might be akin to believing a fox will guard the henhouse. Still, hope springs eternal, and confidence, as they say, is a thing of beauty-if not always wisdom. 😏

MFI at 76 and ADX flexing its muscles suggest the trend is stronger than a Vogon’s poetry. But $0.40 remains the bouncer at the club, deciding who gets in. 💪🚪

Oh, the sweet sound of disruption! Blockchain-based credit markets are rewriting the rules of traditional finance. According to a recent analysis by Visa Inc. (NYSE: V), this new age of digital currency is no longer just about payments. It’s about using stablecoins as the foundation for a new-age credit infrastructure. Forget your old-school banking methods; we’re talking about the future of lending!

The institutions-those faceless titans of finance-claimed to be bullish for the next 3-6 months. Meanwhile, sellers were weakening, gasping their last breaths like a dying candle. Hope? Ha! A fleeting illusion, perhaps. But then again, isn’t everything?

According to the ever-reliable (read: slightly unpredictable) Bloomberg, Trump has sent what might be the most exciting Senate mail since the discovery of the internet-nominating Selig for a role that sounds like a cross between a spaceship captain and a digital wizard. Currently, he’s the Chief Counsel of the Crypto Task Force-because nothing says “trustworthy” like a title with “Crypto” and “Task Force” in the same sentence. Before this, he was the senior advisor to a guy who probably spends more time analyzing charts than reading bedtime stories-Paul S. Atkins of the SEC. Oh, and did I mention? Selig used to partner at Willkie Farr & Gallagher, where he specialized in turning legal mumbo jumbo into something resembling valid advice for crypto fans. 🧙‍♂️🔮

On October 24, a clever bunch of digital swamp dwellers (a blockchain analytics platform, for those of you less into cartoonish metaphors) reported that wallets with between 100 and 10,000 ETH were adding more than 218,000 ETH to their treasure chests. That’s worth over $870 million-yes, enough to buy a small island, or at least a really fancy yacht or two.

Institutional adoption might be giving Bitcoin a facelift, extending its cycle like a Hollywood star avoiding retirement. 🎭✨

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But fear not! The on-chain data, that mysterious ancient text, hints at a brighter future. It’s like a cryptic message from the Librarian of the Unseen University, saying, “The bull run is merely napping in the corner, waiting to pounce.” 🐾

On that fateful day of October 24th, President Donald Trump waved his wand and selected Matthew Selig to helm the CFTC, as per a report from that eternally gossiping oracle, Bloomberg. Ah, but is it Matthew or Michael? Who knows in this fog of names, perhaps it’s a clone or a shapeshifting imp. 😏