So, Bitcoin’s at $113K, huh? Cute. It’s like it’s taking a nap after its $126K party two weeks ago. But hey, stability is hot, right? 🔥 Until the Fed meeting, that is. Then it’s either 🚀 or 💩. Place your bets, folks!
The asset managers at Bitwise, with chests puffed and spreadsheets aflutter, proclaimed a triumphant first day. $55.4 million in trading volume, $217.2 million in AUM-numbers that, in the eyes of the beholden, signify not just wealth, but the whispered promise of a new era. Or so they would have us believe. 😏
In a move that sounded like an April Fool’s joke but was, in fact, real, two giants – DBS and Goldman Sachs – decided to shake up the universe with a first-ever crypto trade that not even Chekhov himself could have imagined. Or maybe he would, if he’d had a crystal ball and a fondness for blockchain. 🧐
Short-term? A dirge. XRP’s failure to cling to the 200-day EMA is not mere technicality-it is a moral failing, a cosmic verdict. Bulls, deluded optimists, dared dream of $2.75-$2.80, only to be cast down by the implacable sellers. A brief respite from October’s carnage? Pah! A Sisyphean illusion. The trend since August? A procession of lower highs, a funeral march along a descending resistance line. Volume dwindles; hope evaporates. Is this not the very portrait of despair?
First, our crypto analyst, MyCryptoParadise (yes, that’s a real name-sounds more like a holiday destination), notes that Dogecoin’s got its back against the wall, especially on the 4-hour chart. It got rejected just below $0.21, which is about as welcoming as a door slammed in your face. The bears are practically throwing a tantrum, bullying the price at this level.
According to a recent Messari report, XRP outpaced Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana combined in market cap growth, a clear sign that investor sentiment toward the token is strengthening. XRP’s performance in the third quarter sparked optimism across the broader market. 🧠📈
Well, it seems that not only are we living in a digital age, but two of the globe’s finest financial institutions, DBS and Goldman Sachs (yes, the very same ones), have taken it upon themselves to launch the first-ever over-the-counter (OTC) cryptocurrency options trade between banks. Yes, you read that right. It’s a rather significant moment, one that could very well signal the formal “coming out” of digital assets in Asia’s very serious financial world.
Bloomberg’s oracles predict a flood of USD 3 billion in inflows within 12 moons. 🌕 But who can trust the stars when even they are but actors in this grand farce?
Below the surface, however, a more intricate story unfolds, where confidence is building quietly, like the soft hum of a distant storm. The upcoming breakout, if it happens, could very well set the course for Pi’s fate in the coming weeks. Who’s ready for that rollercoaster?
According to VirtualBacon (who may or may not be a sentient strip of cured pork), the real story this year isn’t the Bitcoin halving or ETF approvals-no, no, those are mere distractions. The real headline is the Fed’s liquidity pivot, which sounds like a dance move but is actually just bankers deciding whether to hoard cash or spray it around like confetti at a billionaire’s wedding.
