As an analyst, I keep coming back to the same puzzle: why don’t large bitcoin purchases seem to impact the price? It’s actually quite common to see the price *drop* when these big buys are announced, which is counterintuitive.
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies experienced fluctuating prices on Tuesday. Bitcoin briefly reached $70,000 following news of a potential ceasefire proposal in Iran.
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Data from SoSoValue showed that the merry band of funds hauled in $471.3 million in net inflows, spread across six issuers. It’s as if the money had decided to join a tour bus named “Crack Open the Crypto.”
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This audacious proclamation was made live at the Vanderbilt Digital Assets and Emerging Tech Policy Summit, where the crowd gasped, applauded, and perhaps wondered if Elon Musk had casually stepped in to nod approvingly.
So, Bitcoin’s been lounging between $62,000 and $74,000 for two months, acting like it’s got all the time in the world. But now, it’s retesting the $69,000-$70,000 zone, which is basically the crypto equivalent of standing at the edge of a cliff and deciding whether to jump or do a little dance. Ted says if it reclaims that zone, we’re off to $72,000-$74,000. But if it gets rejected? Oh darling, it’s dropping to $65,000-$66,000 faster than a hot take on Twitter.
The United States Securities and Exchange Commission, after much deliberation and probably a bit of drama behind closed doors, is nearly ready to present its eagerly awaited “reg crypto” plan. This will-finally-help sort out which crypto transactions are deemed securities and which are not, while also providing a more straightforward way for those pesky startups to raise funds without causing an uproar.
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