🚀 Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest Goes Full Bullish on Crypto – NYSE in a Tizzy! 🤑

Trade filings from late October (yes, the same month when everyone else was carving pumpkins 🎃) reveal that ARK Innovation (ARKK), ARK Next Generation Internet (ARKW), and ARK Fintech Innovation (ARKF) all decided to pile onto the Bullish bandwagon. Collectively, they scooped up over 100,000 shares, marking ARK’s third shopping spree since Bullish’s NYSE debut. Because, you know, why stop at one wave when you can have a tsunami? 🌊

Ethereum’s Latest Circus: Bulls Performing Tightrope Act at $3,700 🎪💸

In the latest episode, Luca, our oracle of technical doom and hope, reveals Ethereum’s recent dalliance with the high-resistance zone – the famed ‘golden pocket’ between Fibonacci levels. Spoiler alert: the price was politely shown the door and retreated into the green comfort zone, a rallying ground, or perhaps just a glorified support cushion. This zone, lovingly called the Weekly Bull Market Support Band, has been a reliable totem for reversals, like a good luck charm that now whispers, “Something’s not quite right, mate.”

🚀 LINK’s Wild Ride: Stellar Shines, Markets Whine! 🌟

LINK, in a moment of bravado, briefly cleared the $17 mark, with trading volumes surging like a Gogol protagonist’s nose. Yet, the U.S. trading hours, that cold-hearted realist, pushed it back below $17. At last glance, it traded at $16.96, a number as arbitrary as a bureaucrat’s decree. 📉🤡

Satoshi’s $120B Fortune Shrinks: Bitcoin’s Spooky 17th! 👻

This shadowy inventor dreamed up a way to fling value across the ether without so much as a nod to those stuffy old banks. And my, oh my, that single upload has ballooned into a whopping $2.4 trillion digital circus, complete with exchanges prattling on in financial jargon, ETFs strutting about like peacocks, and even entire nations dipping their toes into the crypto pond. Who’d have thought a bit of code could cause such a hullabaloo? 😂

Coinbase’s Bitcoin Bet: A $299M Gamble in the Wild West of Crypto

Coinbase Global (NASDAQ: COIN) rolled into the third quarter like a tumbleweed with a side of numbers, blowing past Wall Street’s expectations with the grace of a well-fed coyote. The exchange, ever the gambler, added 2,772 BTC worth $299 million to its stash, turning its vault into a Bitcoin bonfire. 🔥