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With nearly 58% of traders on Binance going long, there’s growing optimism that ALGO can hit $0.165 and maybe even set its sights on the shiny $0.20. 🙌

The proposed measure targets the rampant borrowing rates in vaults managed by MEV Capital and Re7 Labs, where collateral assets like $sUSDX and $USDX are in a mysterious state of non-repayment. It’s a mystery! A suspense thriller! The list of culprits is still not clear, but it’s likely a twist straight out of a bad financial soap opera.

Liquidity, that old river that once roared through the crypto valleys, now trickles like a parched creek. The channels-stablecoins, ETFs, DATs-once brimming with the vigor of a thousand gold-rush prospectors, now yawn with the lethargy of a siesta. Wintermute, those sage-eyed observers, note the shift: the market has traded its expansion boots for slippers, settling into a “self-funded phase” where coins circle like vultures, waiting for scraps.

Bitget’s GetAgent, Binance’s AI Token Report, Bybit’s TradeGPT-so many acronyms, so little time.

What is this if not a symphony of connectivity? The appearance of SAPIEN on multiple Binance platforms is no mere listing; it’s a full-blown invasion into the very DNA of Binance’s vast ecosystem, where millions of your fellow users are already floundering, er, thriving. Picture it: SAPIEN slipping through the cracks of every corner of this digital bazaar. 🏪

But wait, it gets better. Our hero then upgrades to the glamorous status of “Oslo Norway.” No biggie, just a guy living his best jet-set life, changing locations faster than your grandma changes channels during a commercial break. 📺✨

The current market sentiment? It’s about as appealing as a flat tire-nothing but spitting and sputtering. But if your heart still beats for the bulls, and your conviction is thicker than molasses, then perhaps now’s the time to scuff up your shoes and wade in. The reason? Raoul Pal, that macro wizard, says the big wigs are pouring money into the system-trillions of dollars, enough to make your head spin. With so much debt to roll over, it’s like throwing another log onto the fire. The number go up. Seems simple enough, doesn’t it? 🔥

Ethereum ETFs have recorded a six-day streak of net outflows. On November 5, they lost $119 million. And who’s leading the charge? BlackRock’s ETHA, which saw a sharp drop of $147 million, while other players barely made a ripple. Can’t win them all, huh?

At the hour of this scribbling, the fanciful asset clings to $103,000, boasting a paltry 1% gain in the last 24 hours. Yet, in the span of a week, it has tumbled 7%, with daily trades nearing $61.7 billion. A modest decline, you say? Nay, it is but the first act in a comedy of errors! 😱💰

“We do not have an IPO timeline,” Long told Bloomberg, as if explaining why you don’t need a roadmap to find your way out of a dating disaster. “No plan, no timeline.”