Behold, the 21-day moving average, once a formidable gatekeeper, now lies trampled under ETH’s hooves. Michaël van de Poppe, that sage of charts, remarks with a wink, “It broke above the 21-Day MA and held it as support-a bull’s embrace, not a bear’s trap.”
Could this be the dawn of a new uptrend, or merely the market’s cruel jest? 🤡📈
These positions, like fragile reeds in a storm, were swept away over several consecutive days, revealing the growing instability of derivatives positioning-a tale of chaos rather than a clear path forward. 🌪️
To kick off this social spectacle, we find our dear memecoins strutting across the stage, driving the momentum in a fashion typically reserved for overzealous actors. These top-cap memecoins are raking in double-digit weekly gains faster than you can say “HODL!”
Both darlings of the fintech world are now tripping over their own high heels to become the one platform where users can trade, invest, speculate, save, and transfer money across every asset class under the sun. 🌞💸 But as their roadmaps collide like two divas on a red carpet, the crypto and fintech communities are clutching their pearls and asking: Is Coinbase doing enough to outshine Robinhood’s retail sparkle? 💃🤔
Behold, the Key Highlights of this financial farce:
Morgan Stanley, the financial giant that’s basically a superhero in a suit, has just filed an S-1 with the SEC for its Ethereum Trust! 🦸♂️💰 Following in the footsteps of Bitcoin and Solana ETF submissions, because who doesn’t want to jump on the crypto bandwagon? 🐍🚀 The $1.8 trillion firm will hold ETH directly, stake … Read more
This isn’t your average ‘influencer’ flexing on yachts and private jets-nope. She’s pled guilty to 38 counts of pretending to be 38 different people on the government’s dime. Who knew identity theft could be so trendy? 🙄
Points clés en spectacle
Bybit, hailed as the crypto arm wrestling champ by trading volume, has unleashed its “2026 Crypto Outlook.” This report seems to be scrambling to find meaning in an era where central banks are the new gold standard (pardon the pun) and institutional investors are running the show. Goodbye halving as our market compass, hello Federal Reserve and those cryptic options books-because reading them was our old hobby anyway. 😒
It’s still sittin’ pretty within a pattern, though. But, this little jump suggests buyers are gettin’ bold, takin’ charge, so to speak. That is, until reality sets in… 😒