In a stunning act of corporate foresight (or perhaps collective madness 🤪), Strategy confirmed its latest foray into the digital gold rush on November 10, adding 487 BTC to its ever-growing hoard. The purchase, executed at the bargain price of $102,557 per coin, brings their total stash to 641,692 BTC. Because nothing says “long-term value” like buying high and calling it a strategy.
In the ongoing saga of Beets Fi’s security peril, this audacious hacker-who previously made a guest appearance on November 3-has come back for more, effortlessly unfreezing wallets and making off with the loot like a back-alley magician with a penchant for thievery.
Oh, the irony! The very people who once swore “1 BTC = 1 BTC” and turned up their noses at any “sell-out” behavior are now deciding that maybe-just maybe-it’s time to change things up. Yes, my friends, those steadfast Bitcoin “HODLers” have started dusting off their portfolios and moving their coins around, as if they’ve just realized that ETFs might not be such a bad idea after all.
Yet, amid the giddy whispers of recovery, a voice from the cryptoworld warned: “This is not a party. This is a funeral in disguise.” The Golden Line, that sacred thread of support, was said to be the last bastion before the abyss. But even the most steadfast believers wondered if this time, the line would snap like a dry branch underfoot.
technical security, financial sustainability, and systemic dependencies. 🤯
The $105k resistance, a mere threshold in this grand ballet, has been breached. But pray, is this the dawn of a sustained bull run, or merely a fleeting moment of hubris? The macro tailwinds, they whisper of support, yet they carry with them the seeds of volatility. Leverage, that double-edged scythe, looms large, threatening to reap what the bulls have sown. 🌪️⚔️
The result? A behavioral ballet, where passive holders metamorphose into long-term participants, their hearts beating in unison with the $FUN ecosystem. 🦋💖 It’s not just supply that tightens; it’s the very soul of the community, bound by a shared economic experiment that smells faintly of revolution and freshly printed whitepapers. 📜🔥
Apparently, the big movers and shakers believe an XRP ETF approval in the U.S. might just be the ticket to stardom. Several suitors, including the charming 21Shares, are lining up with amendments, triggering a 20-day SEC snooze fest. Fingers crossed, darlings, because a green light could turn Ripple into the belle of the institutional ball, drawing in the moneyed class like moths to a flame.
Chad Pergram, the senior congressional correspondent for Fox News, posted that seven Democrats and one Independent joined Republicans to break a political stalemate that had kept the government shut down for weeks. Yes, folks, democracy in action-slow, dramatic, and occasionally functional. 🎬
They lured him to Hatta, that sun-scorched purgatory beyond Dubai’s gilded towers. Novak, ever the schemer, switched cars-thinking himself clever. But the driver returned alone, his silence louder than a gunshot. The villa’s walls heard screams, then nothing.