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In a press release, the digital asset-operating giants revealed that they issued a staggering 6,060,607 new ordinary shares—each one valued at precisely one pence! Yes, one pence! We’re all truly stunned by this level of financial wizardry. In total, the issuance has raised £1 million—or $1.34 million in capital funding. A small fortune, no? And all of it will go straight into their Bitcoin Treasury Strategy. Because, clearly, the more Bitcoin you have, the more successful you are in life. Isn’t that how it works?

In these fleeting eight years, what a metamorphosis it has undergone! From a mere wisp of a dollar — a childish sum that would barely buy you a cup of coffee — it now struts around the market at unimaginable heights, spiraling past $700. How wonderfully ironic it is that we shall now meander through this remarkable tale, recalling the humble beginnings of a token now as cherished as a long-lost friend.

The market appears to be licking its lips rather than becoming nervous at this particular stage of Bitcoin’s ascent. The Fear and Greed Index is at a score of 74, which is still in the Greed segment. However, at Bitcoin’s current rate of climb, a move into Extreme Greed may not be far off. 🤑

The program will distribute 300 limited-edition, co-branded hardware wallets to participants who use 1inch within SafePal’s mobile wallet swap aggregator, the companies said Monday. Unlike conventional airdrops – often gamed by automated bots and opportunistic users – this campaign intends to target committed, self-custody-focused participants.

Israel Salmen, the CEO of Meliuz, announced the news with all the fanfare of a Brazilian Carnival parade. “We’re in the final stages of listing our stock on the OTCQX Market in the U.S.!” he declared, his words dripping with excitement. And why not? After all, this is a company that’s accumulated nearly 600 BTC since its pivot as a bitcoin company back in May. 💸

What in the name of all things financial does this mean for our beloved XRP, Cardano, and their blockchain compatriots already decked out for the ISO 20022 gala? And might it cause the often mercurial XRP price to pirouette like a ballet dancer on stilts?! 🎉

The token decided to burst from its slumber at precisely 01:00 UTC, cruising on a massive wave of 1.64 million units—29% above the daily average. CoinDesk Research’s technical analysis model must be feeling mighty proud right now! 🏆

In a recent social media rant, the richest known crypto mogul (let’s just call him CZ because, duh, coolness) claims that Bitcoin is just frolicking on the surface of its true worth. I mean, it’s like being excited about getting a free sample of kale when you know the whole salad bar is calling your name! 🥗

💡 “Our analysis suggests the ETH network is undervalued,” Jackson said in a series of X posts on Sunday. “Ethereum is quietly becoming the dominant rail system to transact in crypto with deflationary economics.”

Crypto liquidation is like a game of musical chairs, but with a twist. Traders bet on the price falling, and when the token goes against their bet, they get forcibly removed from the game. In the past couple of hours, more than $200 million in shorts were liquidated, which further pushed the price higher. 📈