ADA’s Rollercoaster Ride: Will It Hit $1 or Crumble Like My Last Diet?
ADA rebounded off a support level stronger than my aunt’s morning coffee, boosting hopes it’ll shatter the $0.94 “glass ceiling.”
ADA rebounded off a support level stronger than my aunt’s morning coffee, boosting hopes it’ll shatter the $0.94 “glass ceiling.”

As is customary, the parchment of financial divination reveals that in the beginning of this year, Berkshire Hathaway—his grand investment vessel—decided to acquire an astonishing 238,613 shares of Domino’s Pizza (DPZ). Would you believe it? A sum approaching $204 million! One must wonder, is this a clever strategy or simply a craving for cheesy goodness? 🧀
Should the gallant Quest of Quantum Solutions succeed, they’ll be donned in more Bitcoins than any other knight in the Japanese realm! Presently, the likes of ANAP Holdings and Mac-House appear to be merely squabbling over crumbs in this digital feast. Quantum Solutions may soon reign supreme, soaring high above the wannabe crypto lords of the land.

As if summoned from the ether, the esteemed analyst Darkfost weighs in with his august observations. A specter of peril looms over our short-term holders (STH)—those audacious souls who leapt into the fray during Bitcoin’s meteoric rises, clinging to their investments with the fervor of a child clutching their last cookie. Alas! These investors purchased at lofty heights, and as the price waltzes hesitantly, the first to yield to despair are often those who joined the ball late, amplifying the frantic selling frenzy.
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Unlike those chaotic past cycles where retail went bananas with hype, this time it’s flipped on its head. Retail’s dumping their coins like yesterday’s news, while the heavy hitters are hoarding BTC like it’s the last bagel at a Brooklyn deli. Hilarious, right? 🤣
Now, one must ponder upon the implications of this bold endeavor: with this strategic purchase, the ever-watchful Semler has amassed a formidable trove totaling 5,021 BTC. Can you imagine the joy—or perhaps the despair—of those poor souls left behind in the wake of such a tempestuous journey through the virtual marketplace? 🧐
Le président de cette noble compagnie, Brad Garlinghouse, a annoncé avec un sourire triomphant que RLUSD, l’équivalent numérique du bon vieux dollar américain, a décroché la première place du classement des monnaies les plus dignes de confiance. Par qui, me direz-vous? Par une agence prestigieuse, Bluechip, qui décerne ses fameuses notes ‘A’ comme dans « pépère, ce coin-là! »

BTC $118 692
24h volatility: 0.1%
Market cap: $2.36 T
Vol. 24h: $54.47 B
While Bitcoin sashayed past a dashing $123K (oh, how the mighty tumble and rise!), these fledgling crypto projects are poised to steal the show—more profitable than jammy old Bitcoin, if I dare say. 🍸💰