According to those sharp CryptoQuant eggheads, if this trend keeps up, we’re in for a full-blown altseason explosion. Picture Bitcoin sulking in the corner while altcoins throw a rager, making investors richer than a villain in a Mel Brooks flick. Cha-ching! 💰🤣
With a wave of audacity, at least 27 brave souls from the world of cryptocurrency have thrown their hats—or should we say, digital wallets—into the ring, filing their first lobbying disclosures. It seems they’ve developed quite the appetite for legislation that promises to mold the future of their shiny digital treasures. 🍀
On the 25th of July, Swan, a service provider that swears allegiance only to Bitcoin, posted a bold assertion: the rally currently underway is different from all others. It is not frenzied; it is deliberate, precise, and, quite frankly, not nearly as hyped as it could be.
nobody likes that kind of roller coaster. 🎢
At a recent court hearing, Assistant U.S. Attorney Rehn, with the solemnity of a preacher, dropped the bombshell that Schmidt and others were under investigation. The journalist Eleanor Terrett, ever the digital scribe, took to social media to spread the news. But the prosecutor, with a nod to secrecy, asked that the transcripts remain hidden from the public eye. A request that spoke volumes about the delicate, tangled web of secrets that the DOJ is navigating.
Ethena [ENA] decided it was done sulking and whipped out a 27% rally during trading on July 25th, all because analysts suddenly remembered it existed and started showering it with optimism like Aunt Mabel after three sherries at Christmas.
The on-chain data, performing a cha-cha of growing adoption and bustling trading volumes, suggests the fundamentals are less a house of cards and more a carefully arranged tableau—minus the dust and cobwebs. Meanwhile, traders, ever the skeptical spectators at the circus, are fixated on the next act in this rapidly evolving crypto melodrama.
According to the Argentine media Clarin, Davis made these remarks in a filing before Judge Jennifer L. Rochon of the Southern District of New York. Fans of Argentine President Javier Milei had been promoting the LIBRA token online earlier this year, only for its value to skyrocket and then nosedive faster than a pigeon startled by a loud noise. This left many investors clutching their pearls and muttering something about fraud. 😱
$HBAR is now available to trade on Robinhood.
On July 25, bitcoin (BTC) took a nosedive below $115,000, sending a flurry of long positions to the great beyond. But fear not, my fellow speculators, for this little hiccup was as short-lived as a politician’s promise. By the end of the day, BTC had righted itself, closing above $116,000, and even managed to climb a bit further the next morning, peaking at $118,236 at about 5:30 a.m. EST on July 26. Talk about a wild week!