Now, while NFTs have typically been the playground of clueless collectors, a new wave of daring companies is hoping to treat them like corporate cash—because who needs the boring green stuff when you can have a CryptoPunk, right? 🤑
In a post dated July 29, CoinDCX CEO Sumit Gupta, with the authority of a king, laid the rumors to rest, stating, “Ignore the rumours! CoinDCX is not up for sale.” Two of his loyal knights, the founding partners, swiftly echoed his words, affirming that the kingdom’s focus remains on building a legacy from the heart of India. 🇮🇳
Meanwhile, Ethereum surges—its price ablaze, a phoenix doing somersaults in plain view as speculators gawk like children at a bonfire. In the madhouse of the quarter, prices climb 110%, and big fish line up at the on-chain buffet before the likely ETF deluge turns the appetite into a frenzy of biblical proportions. BitMine Immersion Tech currently sits atop the golden heap with 566,000 ETH—SharpLink, faithful runner-up, sports a modest 360,000 and change. Who said this isn’t a numbers game? Probably the person pretending not to count—while sneakily keeping score on the back of their napkin.
Build euro stablecoins, launch a digital euro (aka “Venmo for grandmas”), and maybe invent teleportation for cross-border payments. 🚀
Key Support levels: $3
The scribes—called “technical analysts” by gentlefolk—whisper in cracked voices: “Altseason is nigh!” They mutter of 3–6 month timelines with the careful hope of gamblers at midnight, clutching metaphors in sweaty palms. Is this 1917 for Bitcoin? Or just another winter’s mirage?
Full disclosure: Ray’s got more of a soft spot for gold. Classic. Like your dad who listens to vinyl and insists it “just sounds better.” But don’t worry, Bitcoin isn’t old man Dalio’s sworn enemy—he just sees both as handy umbrellas for when cash starts melting. ☔️💸
So, here’s the tea ☕: Stellar (XLM) decided to take a little tumble below its beloved 10-day simple moving average (SMA). That SMA was basically its security blanket during July’s rally—a time when XLM went from looking sad at $0.30 to flexing at over $0.50. But now? Oh darling, it’s trading at $0.43 after shedding nearly 6% in one day. The week hasn’t been kind either, with an 8% drop overall. Brutal.