The scammers, those industrious little imps, decided that Google Ads would make an excellent accomplice in their scheme. Imagine this: unsuspecting crypto enthusiasts, lured by what they believe to be legitimate advertisements, only to find themselves handing over their digital wallets like debutantes at a ball. How quaintly tragicomic!
But lo and behold! Despite this grim news, XRP’s price is holding steady at $3.05 like a stubborn mule refusing to budge from its favorite patch of grass. 🐴 Bulls are clinging to hope tighter than a miser clings to his last gold coin. Here’s what we know:
Lo and behold, the alleged processing might of Bitcoin sidestepped its old, slightly shabby high-water mark of 946 EH/s, sneaking up to a vainglorious new record-970 EH/s. Never content to rest, the hashrate now glides at 967.20 EH/s: tantalizingly near its princely summit, but, like the final cookie, still unjustly out of reach.
And get this: a jaw-dropping 7x volume spike, a veritable volume buffet, shot the token skyward by 25% in a single day. The intraday high? A princely $5.35, before slipping down to a modest $4.83, probably to catch its breath. Ah, the thrill of unpredictable riches! 💰🤪
A hefty stash of long-silent bitcoins came to life on Thursday, as a holder with wallets dating back to 2015 moved 3,000 BTC-worth $348.72 million based on prices at 9 a.m. Eastern time that morning. Over the past two months, OG bitcoin whales have been quietly reviving strings of vintage wallets as BTC holds strong above the $110,000 mark. It’s like they’re all attending a grand ball, but instead of waltzing, they’re just moving their coins around. 🕺💃
Now, let’s talk about Bitcoin (BTC), which soared to a staggering high of over $123,000 in July, only to come crashing down to below $120,000. Some folks are starting to doubt its ability to climb back up anytime soon, but hold your horses! Here are three reasons why this month might just be a goldmine.
This little dance of theirs puts them right up there with the likes of Binance TR, Bybit TR, and OKX TR, all lining up to play by the new rules of the game. Türkiye, it seems, is getting mighty serious about regulating this wild world of digital assets. It’s almost as if they’re trying to turn a crypto free-for-all into a well-organized cattle drive. 🐄
Pi News – that chatty X account linked to the crypto project Pi Network – trumpeted that TransFi has officially donned its KYB (Know Your Business) hat as a verified fiat on-ramp partner. 🎩✨ The fintech whiz is now snugly integrated with the Pi Wallet, meaning folks can buy and convert PI tokens directly with their local dosh. 🤑
Now, hold your horses, folks. The letter, which is officially dated August 1, 2025 (not that anyone’s counting the days), insists that DeepSeek-this Chinese company that developed the oh-so-dramatic R1 AI-might just be the next big thing that blows up America’s national security. You know, casual stuff. The other senators, from places like Louisiana, Texas, and Ohio (they clearly drew the short straw for signatories), are all in on this conspiracy theory. They believe DeepSeek is sneaky enough to aid China’s military, intelligence agencies, and-dare I say it-do some really shady stuff with American user data. Gasp! 😱
According to the reliable reports of crypto.news, MAMO’s peak on August 7th was a sprightly $0.227, yet the subsequent selling frenzy brought it almost a fifth lower. Still, in the grand scheme, it remains quite the rising star, up over 63% in a week and a staggering 1,300% since its inception-truly, a meteoric rise, perhaps even a bit theatrical. 🎢