The CoinDesk Memecoin Index (CDMEME) took a 3% nosedive, while the broader market (measured by the CoinDesk 20) barely flinched, losing just 0.1%. Talk about a diva-meme coins throwing tantrums, but the big boys barely notice.
Experts, those self-appointed prophets of the digital age, now whisper of BTC’s ascension to new heights, citing its tenuous truce with gold. As if gold, that ancient relic of barter, and Bitcoin, that quantum leap of hubris, could ever truly agree on anything beyond their mutual disdain for fiat.
The Pi News @X account, operated by what I can only assume is the same bespectacled cat who types Bulgakov’s manuscripts at night, dropped a communiqué so thrilling that hearts skipped beats across ten crypto-telegrams: TransFi has officially plodded through the bureaucratic swamp called KYB-Know Your Business, for those who enjoy Kafka more than profits. Now the platform can convert dull, government-printed paper straight into the glittering promises of PI. TransFi struts alongside the dubious triumvirate of Banxa and Onramp.money, all of them stamped “KYB-verified” in blazing red ink. Capitalist stamp collectors rejoice! 🏛️🔖
Partnering with Binance Pay and the ever-chic DFX.swiss, Spar now lets patrons pay with over 100 cryptocurrencies and stablecoins. A Thursday announcement, shared with CryptoMoon, declared this a “revolution.” If only Marx had a crypto wallet. 🤷♂️
It seems that the much-anticipated altcoin season is finally upon us, like a long-lost friend arriving at a party just as the music starts. And what better time to indulge in the top altcoins, including the fresh faces like Snorter Token ($SNORT) and Best Token ($BEST)?
Part of the treasure-hard-won cash-will be destined for devices that hum and whir like old machines of the past, speeding up the frenzy of mining the digital gold. Talks are underway, whispers in boardrooms, with tech providers eager to breathe life into the monstrous metal beasts that will acquire riches while we watch, slack-jawed. Ah, the sweet scent of progress-laced with a dash of hubris and perhaps a sprinkle of foolishness.
But before we hail St. Ripple and schedule the victory parade down the blockchain, three tiny spoilsports-two on-chain indicators and one grumpy technical doodad-have shuffled into the room in carpet slippers and announced that the fireworks might be postponed on account of drizzle.
This tumbleweed storm stirred up fresh on the heels of a fresh $1.02 billion stampede Monday and Tuesday-proof that suits and suspenders now reckon Ethereum is tastier than mama’s fried catfish 🐟.
In a recent tête-à-tête with a local news outlet, the esteemed Matt Aronson, chair of the Boston Area Youth-Cash Assistance for Stable Housing (BAY-CASH)-a title that rolls off the tongue like a fine wine-proclaimed that this initiative aims to eradicate homelessness among the youth. Yes, indeed, they shall receive a monthly stipend of $1,200, as if the city were a benevolent fairy godmother bestowing gifts upon her wayward children.
Crypto analyst TehThomas, who presumably spends more time staring at charts than the sun, has pointed out that Bitcoin’s price action is showing signs of exhaustion. 🥱 This could mean that sellers are starting to cash in their chips, while buyers are taking a coffee break. 🍵 Without enough demand to counter the supply, Bitcoin might just slide into the bearish territory, much like a sleepy sloth slipping off a branch. 🦥
